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And She Did What (limerick)

Updated on June 18, 2013
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I once met a beautiful girl

And boy did she make my mind whirl

For too late I found

At wrestling she’s crowned

Till far from the ground I did twirl


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      Nithya Venkat 

      2 years ago from Dubai

      A wrestling beauty, beware!!

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Looks more like a biker chick to me than a wrestler, but either way, I suppose you picked the wrong girl to mess with. haha

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      You never know, eh?

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Gee, it took me like five minutes to actually read the limerick... I was a little distracted! Boy oh boy; Holy Macaroni! I'd say funny, but after looking at her... I'm just sad... lol

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Looks can be deceiving..

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Gotta be more careful there are many self-sufficient females around these days.

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      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      First of all Sir Martin - are those breasts crazy glued together? lol

      No one does it quite like you - no doubt you are a legend here at hubpages and you always please me , tease me and appease me with your fabulous witty words and helter skelter mind - sending my warmest wishes to you my friend for your health and happiness - and off to bed now after my shift at work - lake erie time 1:55am canada

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Wow, Martin! That woman is hot as a flame.

      Never would have guessed that wrestling's her game.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for the fun read it was awesome !

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Ouch!

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      On the word 'twirl',

      It puts a new s-p-i-n,

      Especially one

      Made with a pen!-

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      I guess you could say it was a whirlwind romance!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for starting my workday week with a good laugh.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Ouch...hope you didn't bruise your er...confidence too much. At least you gave it a whirl, well worth the twirl. :)

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      SilentReed 

      5 years ago from Philippines

      Must have been a whirlwind romance.:)

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      deergha 

      5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      I will follow ladydeonne here...LOL

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      A twirl to remember...ouch.

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      Deonne Anderson 

      5 years ago from Florence, SC

      "You can't judge a book by it's cover" Cute!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A perfect "match." LOL

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