Another 50 things real women don't do
I Love A Chalange
I was hub hopping the other day , and found a hub called "50 things real men don't do."
I thought "This is cool",so i wrote one called "Another 50 things real men don't do."
Now I have been challenged to write a follow up for "50 things real women don't do."
So all in good fun .LETS DO THIS!! Now I am a man so, I am getting help from the women in my life. But The 50 things list for men had a woman's and man's point of view.
The Woman's list now has the Woman's point of view. So Its time for the man's point.
Before getting upset by anything said in the list. keep in mind its all in good fun.
Let Get This Party Started
50 things real women don't do.
- Watch sports on tv.
- Grocery shop in heels and a tank top.
- Ride a bike in heels.
- Go night fishing for catfish.
- Ask guys for a date.
- Date another woman's husband.
- chew tobacco.
- throw things at their husband when upset.
- Watch the TV channel "spike".
- Refuse to let a man be a man and open doors for them.
- Get drunk and hog the mic at karaoke night.
- Appear on the Bachelorette. or date 20 guys a the same time.
- Take their cloths off in bars.
- Wear a dress on a motorcycle.
- Sit in a dress with legs apart.
- Watch WWF wrestling.
- Drink beer until they throw up.
- Drink wine from a box.
- Throw gum out the car window.
- Join the mile high club.
- get a boob job to impress a man.
- Answer the door in a night gown.
- Miss any chance to watch Lifetime movie network (the man bashing channel).
- Ever Ever miss American Idol.
- Forget to put the cap on the tooth paste.
- Put the worm on a hook.
- Hunt animals.
- Wear socks with crocs.
- wear tube socks with a dress.
- have plumbers crack showing.
- Eat crackers in bed.
- Make their husband get up to feed the baby, If he works and they don't.
- Think all men are looking at their chest. even though most of them are.
- Run down other women out of jealousy.
- Pick a man based on income instead of personality.
- Smoke cigars.
- Drive monster trucks.
- Ride bulls (real ones) .
- Put their needs before their children's.
- Flick buggers on the bathroom wall.
- Leave their number on bathroom walls.
- Make their husbands buy tampons.
- Decorate a room with hunting trophies.
- Wear hair rollers when shopping.
- Wear a facial mask to bed.
- Shave legs in the bathtub and not rinse the hair down.
- Wear a regular bra with a strapless dress.
- cook steaks on a grill. (this is mans work).
- Drive drunk
- Give up on what they no is right.
Man I Feel Like A Woman
It was not easy to come up with fifty things but with a little help from friends and my wife. We got r done. Oh yea that is one more .
Real woman don't say "get-r-done."
Hope yall enjoy.