Another Chance With Mature Singles
“Interested in another chance at romance?
Meet other mature singles in your area.”
Take another chance?
Sorry, it gives me nausea.
Oh yeah the next one won’t be biased,
Or brain-dead from the media.
She’ll be smart as a whip,
From studying an encyclopedia.
I hate to put you on the spot,
By “mature” – you mean what?
Aged as wine with unbiased mind?
Ice cold? Red hot? I think not.
The odds are not in my favor,
To find intelligent life.
There’s not a female in sight,
I would take for a wife.