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Another fifty things real men don't do.

Updated on May 30, 2012

This Is Just For fun

I was hub hopping and found the greatest hub called "50 Things real Men Don't Do"

By fellow Hubber Sunshine625

I enjoyed it so much I had to do a follow up.

I took the advise of Sunshine625 from the first hub. i asked my friends and family for ideas .

Then looked at the first hub, and tried real hard not to repeat any.

Here They Are

  1. Act macho. If you are a real man, you have no need to prove it
  2. Teach their boys to sit down and pee.
  3. Don't fight , unless it is the only possible way to protect them self's
  4. Wear socks that don't come over the ankle.
  5. Watch Lifetime movie network.
  6. Show off
  7. kill animals they are not going to eat.
  8. Are not ashamed to say I love you to a spouse or kids in public.
  9. Drive a powder blue Prius.
  10. Watch the movie "Urban Cowboy"
  11. wear bicycle shorts . To ride a exercise bike at the gym.
  12. Ever miss a star wars movie.
  13. Turn off C.S.I. for a reality show.
  14. Hate any one because of their race.
  15. Play with dolls." even the blow up kind"
  16. Watch Desperate house wives.
  17. Drive cars small enough to fit in a pickup truck.
  18. Use the"I was drunk" excuse.
  19. Buy their wives a vacuum for Christmas.
  20. Drive drunk.
  21. Ride a girls bike.
  22. When their spouse asks to go some place they have not been in a long time . Real men don't say how about the laundry room.
  23. Invite guy friends over to watch " An officer and a gentleman "
  24. watch" My little pony"
  25. Paint their house pink
  26. refuse to shovel the side walk for an elderly neighbor.
  27. own a Chihuahua
  28. Force their kids into sports they do not want to play.
  29. Drink any thing with Crème de menthe.
  30. Scream on amusement park rides.
  31. Scream in haunted houses.
  32. Park a car in two spaces
  33. Not return borrowed tools .
  34. wear fanny packs.
  35. wear skinny jeans
  36. Brag about the size of private parts.
  37. Wear a girdle
  38. Use spray on hair.
  39. Cry when Goose dies in "Top gun"
  40. Stare at other women in front of their wife.
  41. Read instructions before building something.
  42. Wear short shorts.
  43. Wear socks with Crocs.
  44. Eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
  45. Force help on other men who don't want help.
  46. Give up on what they know is right.
  47. Cut their hair like Justin Bieber .
  48. Watch "the bachelor"
  49. forget their anniversary.
  50. Eat pizza with a fork.

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    • bmcoll3278 profile image
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      bmcoll3278 5 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

      That sounds like a big project. Charles. Maybe I will think about it.

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      charlesxavier04 5 years ago from London

      This hub made me chuckle over breakfast. Thoughtful and very insightful. I am ashamed to say I have done many of the things on this list! Have you thought about making a list of what real men DO do?

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      bmcoll3278 5 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

      I want to thank every one for the great comments. I hope I made you laugh. If your male I hope you laughed at your self. I know I do when I think of the things in the list That I do.

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      bmcoll3278 5 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      LOL! That's a great idea! My husband helped with the men's list! I'm looking forward to your women's list!:)

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      bmcoll3278 5 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

      Your on. But I need my wife for this one. Oh who am I kidding I need my wife to tell me how to think. After all I am a man.

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I wrote one for the women. Are you up to another go around!?! You were a success with the men!!:)

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      bmcoll3278 5 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

      Wow I have been at work doing real men stuff all day. I try to thank each comment ,But as I just got home I would like to say thank you to every one. Your comments are great and make me feel like a real man!!

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Excellent list, great job !

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      emilybee 5 years ago

      haha park in two spaces; wear skinny jeans; and I think drive any color Prius for that matter ;) Great hub!

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      Robert Elias Ballard 5 years ago from Zirconia, North Carolina

      Great hub.

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      Dr Anupma Srivastava 5 years ago from India

      Mostly men follow your list. Although I m not married, but I notice some of them in my friends and brother.

      lol

      In one word- OUTSTANDING.

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      Joanna Chandler 5 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL i agree he he he, you and sunshine have put together a nice 100 things of what real men DON'T DO. Every male should have a copy send it out through emails to. Apparently most don't have a clue what real MEN should do or say :)

      Nice hub

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      Daisy Mariposa 5 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

      It's a compliment to Sunshine625 that you followed her technique and created this list. You did a great job!

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      The Suburban Poet 5 years ago from Austin, Texas

      Well I have to admit to a couple: I like Urban Cowboy and on occasion I do act macho because my Dad is from Cuba and I lived in South Texas....

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      Carolee Samuda 5 years ago from Jamaica

      Okay, real men do eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches because real men aren't afraid to have "tea" with their pretty little princesses who say "daddy have a sandwich" and "would you like some tea?" Sometimes it's the only way daddy can keep princess happy so she doesn't start crying and telling mommy how mean daddy is....lol

      I love your list!

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      lol, I can see some of my husband's 'Don't Do' list...... Read instruction before building something!

      Excellent list, enjoyed it very much. Voting up, and awesome! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      This hub is outstanding!! What a great list!! I'm very impressed that you came up with another 50 things! I'll link this to my hub. Superb!!:)