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Are Blonds Really This Dumb?

Updated on March 22, 2012

Oh Boy...

A friend sent me this video this morning with a note about it probably being the most frustrating video to watch - EVER. I think she meant "EVER." So I decided I had to take a look see and determine that for myself. Now I'm a blond myself but this ditz takes being a dumb blond to new heights.

I think even a 5th grader could answer this without batting an eye lash. Such a simple question too. If you are traveling 80 miles per hour, how long will it take you to go 80 miles? Watch as she answers and he tries to coach her along a bit. The verbal linguistics these two go through are hilarious.


How Long Does It Take?

I don't mean any offense to women, nor blond since I am one myself, when I say this but there are indeed beautiful women who walk among us. There are also some real air heads, both male and female. This woman seems to possess both qualities. I had to listen closely several times because she got me totally confused at times.

Her husband must be on helluva a man, either that or he is masochistic. One other thing is perfectly apparent watching these two. The man didn't marry the woman for her brains. The other thing that came to mind was the question of just what they are teaching our young people in the classrooms these days.

Or maybe it's just that Chelsea is just a few ham sandwiches short of a picnic. But one thing I do know. Obama would be proud of the woman.

As Always,

The Frog Prince

Added Video After Publication. I Can't Help Myself!

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Son - What really makes me wonder is the quality of the education they received. Or maybe they didn't pay attention in class other than to the boys.

      TFP

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      Toni Northern 5 years ago from Williamston NC

      You have to wonder with them. Cool Hub.

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Charles - Her husband didn't send it to me to make fun of his wife. That video is now all over the internet as it went viral.

      You seem to have the personality and sense of humor of a piss ant. Thanks for stopping by with your vile nonsense though. I'm just sayin...

      The Frog

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      Charles Hilton 5 years ago

      If her husband were "on helluva a man" as you put it, he wouldn't have made this ignorant video and sent it to you to make fun of his wife, and he would be pissed as hell at you for posting it for the whole world to see.

      The fake blonde isn't the moron in this equation; you and your juvenile-minded friend are.

      P.S. ~ The U.S. Army just called and denied any previous affiliation with you.

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      tom hellert 5 years ago from home

      OK what do you call a brunette sittin between two blondes?- "interpretor"

      What do you call 3 blondes sitting toether with their ears toether-

      Wind Tunnel

      There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

      If you told a lie it would suck you in.

      One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

      The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

      Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

      I told this one last niht at work-

      A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

      "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

      --------------------------------

      people have been sending me these for years it seems- i'm not blonde

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      MyMindsEye - Being a blond myself, I can tell you that isn't true. These two particular blond seem to be though :)

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      My Minds Eye53 5 years ago from Tennessee

      I guess blondes really are dumb

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      Becky Katz 5 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      Ok, I have found out the whole story on this. She had been up cramming for finals all night the night before. She has an excuse for being brain dead. Check this out.

      http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/utah-husband-...

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      tsadjatko - Come on. You can do better than that.

      The Frog

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      TSAD 5 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

      Tom Hellert:

      Why did the turtle cross the road?

      The Blonde answered - To get to the Shell station!

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      tom hellert 5 years ago from home

      Guys,

      He was quite the Richard Cranium for doing it to his girl.

      Ive dated some gals like her but I never did anythin like that.

      TRY THIS ONE

      A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country

      road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned

      about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in

      big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.

      As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with

      shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the

      tank and then waved to the two aliens as they took off.

      "Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally

      uttered.

      "Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"

      "Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

      "Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"

      "Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

      "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

      "Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

      The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've

      been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO'

      means - it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.

      TH

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Fred and 0t Minds Eye -If y'all pat each other on the back it's easier on your arm, I'm just sayin,,,

      TFP

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      My Minds Eye53 5 years ago from Tennessee

      Great minds think alike

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      Ghost32 5 years ago

      Hey, you did! (Missed your comment the first time through, obviously.)

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      My Minds Eye53 5 years ago from Tennessee

      That is exactly what I said Ghost32!

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      Ghost32 5 years ago

      Now, see, as is my wont on occasion, I have an entirely different twist on this whole thing.

      As far as I'm concerned, the blonde wife ought to divorce her husband for holding her up to public ridicule. Unfortunately, she can't if she doesn't realize that's what's happening, so yeah, she's got a problem.

      But I still want to smack that guy for being a jerk.

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      Ed Fidecaro 5 years ago

      This woman obviously writes Obama's speeches on his commitment for oil and the keystone pipeline!

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      tom hellert 5 years ago from home

      Frog et al,

      How many blondes dos it take to change a lightbulb? Five one to old the bulb and four to turn the ladder.

      Ny son told me this

      Why did the blond cross the road?

      She was etting chased by the chicken.

      TH

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      Oh shoot...I couldnt resist!

      A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

      "I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

      Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."

      The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      My contribution to the joke pool compliments of Becky Katz. Thanks Beck!

      Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

      He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

      He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

      Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

      The Frog

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      My Minds Eye53 5 years ago from Tennessee

      You know, maybe she just can't think fast, but I think her husband is an ass. He set her up and then puts it on line. This bothers me more than her not being smart.

      Not upset, just my thoughts on this. This story really should be about what a jerk he is and how he has no common sense.

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      LABrashear 5 years ago from My Perfect Place, USA

      Almost forgot...voted up and shared. Thanks for the giggle today!

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      LABrashear 5 years ago from My Perfect Place, USA

      SOOOOO funny! I am a blond and have heard them all. I was a straight A student, but my family said the common sense smarts missed me. Fortunately, I took pity and married someone with dark hair. We mixed my book smarts and his common sense. :) That poor girl though! WOW.

      A blond is standing on the side of the road jumping up and down on one foot saying "sixty-nine, sixty-nine, sixty-nine!" A brunette walks up and asks what she's doing. The blond tells the brunette it's so much fun, she has to try it and she'll see what it's all about. The brunette starts jumping up and down on one leg saying "sixty-nine, sixty-nine, sixty-nine!" A semi drives by and hits the brunette. The blond returns to jumping and says "seventy!"

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      TENKAY - A bit of humor sometimes goes a long way.

      KT - It isn't the color of the hair, it's what's underneath it Maam.

      Naomi - Me thinks me married a walking time bomb myself.

      You guys all are the best!!!

      The Frog

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      Becky Katz 5 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      I just emailed you a true blonde joke. That really happened and my mind is boggled. I saw this on the news and now it is making the email circuit. Shaking my head at the total stupidity of people.

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      Angela Blair 5 years ago from Central Texas

      Surely this woman is one of a kind -- 'cause if she has compadres out there we're doomed! Great Hub and enjoyed it immensely. Best/Sis

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      WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

      You shine a light in her ear!

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      Lela 5 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

      Two blondes walking along opposite sides of a river bank. One says to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" The other says, "Why do you need to know, you're already there!"

      How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door!

      I got a million of these.

      And it's not just blondes, have you ever watched Jaywalking on the Jay Leno show?

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      Naomi's Banner 5 years ago

      Dumb struck!! Not sure being blonde had anything to do with it but .... I guess this guy needed someone to entertain him

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      Stu 5 years ago

      No offense to all the fine blondes on this Hub, but I can't resist: Why shouldn't blondes rake leaves? (no cheating by looking it up on Google). After we get some guesses, FP will send me an email to come and check them, and I'll provide the answer if nobody guessed correctly.

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      KT Banks 5 years ago from Texas

      I can only hope that she is trying to be the next Jessica Simpson. No one can really be that dumb, can they? I hope it was staged, or that they don't have children.

      I love blond hair and tried it myself for about 2 years. My husband couldn't stand it and talked me into going dark again. But I still think blond hair is so pretty.

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      TENKAY 5 years ago from Philippines

      I can't help but take a peek too at the second video, I just have to come back and read at others comments.

      At least, they are pretty and yes, probably they are good at other things. I might be good in math but really dumb in some areas. So that balances out things I guess.

      Thanks for the laughs. The comments are as good as the hub too.

      Voted up and funny.

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      tsadjatko - Thanks for the link. I added it as the second video above.

      The Frog

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      Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Wow! frog! Lol. She thinks she makes sense - and he doesn't! Hahaha!

      Thanks for the laugh - my 12 year old knows this answer! She doesn't even drive yet!

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      tom hellert 5 years ago from home

      Frog,

      He is marrying her for a few reasons I am sure- her math and logic skills are NOT his prime reasons-I have dted women who were not scholastically smart- but incredibly hot... and their skill sets were not centered in their scholastic pursuits- some were not blonde...There is no reason to kill her or not date-etc her. Im sure she is a nice gal no nobel prize in her future but hey.. she is hot ! I am lucky I asked my wife this question Honey I have a tricky question for you - I played her the video start and paused it-she looked at me gave the answer- and said whats the trick- I played her the rest of the video and she shook her head and said "well, at least she is pretty..." I just smiled and said some guys only fet the beauty- I got both...yea points for Tom.

      TH

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      angie ashbourne 5 years ago

      Hi! Frog This is a interesting hub. Thanks for the share. Angie

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      Alastar Packer 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Hilarious Frog. Can't even understand it when the simple answer is presented to her. And you asked the right question: What Are They Teaching Young People In The Classroom These Days!

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      livelovelaugh5 5 years ago

      Wow...what's the world coming to? Thanks for the share!

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      The Frog Princess 5 years ago from Florence area of the Great Pee Dee of South Carolina

      I am glad my blonde has a little grey now too. :)

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      Lynn S. Murphy 5 years ago

      Well doesn't that give us blondes a bad name. Good thing I'm an enhanced blonde. LOL!

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      hahah this is so funny! Sad but funny! So how long does it take someone to go 80 miles per hour? haha just kiddin! Thanks for smile!

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      TSAD 5 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

      Here is an idea - put your best blonde joke or video here in comments - Frog you allow only the good ones!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqi0DwNLJdM

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      TSAD 5 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

      The only thing dizzier than the blonde is the camera man (or woman). Lame camera work - makes me dizzy!

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      And he married her anyway?

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      The Frog Princess 5 years ago from Florence area of the Great Pee Dee of South Carolina

      I can only say, OMG, what school did she attend. If this is the new education in the US we are really in big trouble in the future.

      Donna

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      TENKAY 5 years ago from Philippines

      oh my God! if I were a man and I'm married to this woman I'll kill myself.

      I don't know how to take this, I mean, I want to laugh out loud but I feel like crying too.

      Really! are there people out there this dumb! This is not true I hope. (Sad to say, it is true. I just finished watching the video. huhuhuhu)