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Artifical Intelligence or 10 Ways Not to Communicate with Other Human Beings

Updated on January 11, 2014

Do You Use Artifical Intelligence Rather than Actual Thinking When Communicating With Other Human Beings Today?

These are 10 things that people often pass off as legitimate communication, but are a form of artificially made to order facsimiles for communication. Try to use real thought behind what you say and think, rather than using artificial intelligence like many humans do today. You should try to avoid doing these things.

1. Memorizing catchy phrases and comebacks that state nothing about your opinion, and are a generalized answer that takes no side or thought to produce.

2. Using words that you do not know the meaning of and you also do not know how to spell.

3. Coping or copying the words or opinions of someone and claiming they are your own, rather than giving credit to the person and explaining how your opinion is similar to theirs.

4. Claiming to be part of a group or organization without knowing what they believe in or stand for, and using name dropping of their group to support your ideas publicly.

5, Having no idea how to pronounce the name of a person that you are quoting or paraphrasing when giving an opinion, for or against that person and their opinion.

6. Using words in ways that are counter to their grammatically correct usage, for example the organs in your body do not remain in their positions throughout the body due to 'organization'...or an organ donor is not what you call someone who donates a pipe organ to your church.

7. Coping or copying a incorrectly used word and continuing to use it incorrectly.

8. Making up words for things that you are trying to describe, rather than find out the correct way to say what you mean.

9. Speaking English does not mean your understand what good English is, and that goes for all other languages you do not speak fluently. Speaking English also only means you know some of the language verbally, it says nothing about how you can read or write the language in question.

10. Thinking that your native language is the only language worth knowing or speaking, is not only ignorant, it also is a kind of ignorance that is spread to others by saying it.

And one final noteworthy thought : Stupidity is a virus.

Stupidity is spread from one person to another by continuing to act and communicate stupidly. Keep this in mind when talking to other human beings. Words can free your mind or bind your thinking. Fight the plague and don't be a carrier.


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    • Deborah Demander profile image

      Deborah Demander 11 months ago from First Wyoming, then THE WORLD

      Great article,

      I enjoy your sense of humor, and I think you make a very good point.

      Stupidity is contagious. Speak slowly and use small words, until you learn how to properly utilize the big ones!


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      Ronnie wrenchBiscuit 3 years ago


      You make a good point. A lot of this going around.For instance,I have noticed lately that on a lot of TV shows there is a certain popular phrase being incessantly used; one that I never heard at all in the 90's,or even 10 years ago.Now,I hear it almost everyday.Whenever a character dies or is killed,you can bet that someone is going to say,"Sorry for your loss"! This certainly applies to "no.1" on your list.There are so many ways to express sympathy,yet,this phrase has spread like a disease. Here are some alternatives that do not rely on artificial intelligence:

      • I feel bad that your husband jumped in front of the train.

      • It grieves me that they both died in such a horrible fashion.

      • You have my condolences.It's not everyday that someone get's hit in the head with a meteorite.

      • I only hope that death came quickly. I can't think of anything worse than getting eaten alive by hungry lions while on safari hunting rabbits.

      • Look at the bright side.Since he died on the toilet ,you didn't have to clean up the mess.

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      Blake Ford Hall 3 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Thanks O. I appreciate you taking time to drop by this hub, and express your opinion. I personally feel the same way about pirates. I'd rather have my art stolen by violation of copyright, than to be upstaged by a parrot, or anyone with an eye patch. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

    • Oztinato profile image

      Oztinato 3 years ago from Australia

      I like your opening comment here as I agree with it. People need to think and respond with logic and then we will all get somewhere.

      Also the premise is an interesting one. I often prefer to debate online as it is much safer. The only danger online are hackers. I'd rather be hacked by technology than by a machete!