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At It (Wink Wink) Again (limerick)

Updated on November 18, 2012

Wife winked as she turned off the light

It signaled a night of delight

Then in bed we flew

And curtains we drew

So we could both view neighbors’ fight


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      dorothy saltel 

      3 years ago

      Very funny, Always a joy to read.

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      Veronica Roberts 

      5 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Surprise surprise! Nicely done, sir! :)

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Not at all what I was expecting! Excellent:)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. I'm glad my neighbors are basically quiet.

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      Sueswan 

      5 years ago

      Not what I would call a night of delight. lol

      Voted up and funny

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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      Ha, ha! You got me on this one!

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      Sunnie Day 

      5 years ago

      hehe..such fun! Very funny!

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      Stacy Harris 

      5 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      You are so incredibly clever... Love this!

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      Derdriu 

      5 years ago

      Martin, Clever clever and hahahahahahaha!

      Respectfully, and with many thanks, Derdriu

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Only one word needed here Mhatter: Brilliant !!!!!

      Eddy.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Omg, you crack me up. You are so clever. I love it..Thank you Martin

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      One of my old jokes doing stand-up was, "I'm getting older, but I still enjoy evenings of hot passionate lovemaking. I just wish my neighbors would leave their curtains open a little wider." Great minds ... !

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Love it. This is too much. I, of course, have never done anything like that. I love the way you end with the un-expect-ed, Mh...you have become a favorite of mine....sending Angels to you. and wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving :) ps

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL The greatest of all reality shows.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Now that I didn't expect. Your mind is like a steel trap. Keep on truckin'!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Mhatter, didn't see this one coming, brilliant as always. The neighbors must be having a hell of a humdingers

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      funny!

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      Amy Becherer 

      5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Human nature is still full of surprises!

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      OMG I love the punchline in this one. Totally unexpected. Got me there, enjoyed it very much!!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Great piece of work. What a surprise.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      A real under cover operation! LOL :-))

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      I never would have guessed that's where you were headed. What a hoot!

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      KO....they could not wait to watch the battle next door! What else where they watching?

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...I never see the end coming!

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