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At Least He Can Show His Wife How Much He Loves Her (limerick)

Updated on June 10, 2012

The husband was happy and gay

His numbers were all picked that day

Those numbers high life

Those numbers doomed strife

Those numbers his wife didn’t play


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    • mizjo profile image

      mizjo 

      6 years ago from New York City, NY

      That was the day she wasn't behind the door with a rolling pin.

    • Nell Rose profile image

      Nell Rose 

      6 years ago from England

      Haha! brilliant!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Mhatter, You have a mean streak, Poor man I bet that hurt. :)

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      August Xavier 

      6 years ago from Chicago, Illinois

      DOH!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      This is terrific. That's one lucky guy. lol

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Just goes to show you, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself! Good one.

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      So he got the whole thing...

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Good one! Enjoyed..

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      Roberta McIlroy 

      6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      lol. that is a good one, and its something I recently went through. My numbers are my kids birthdays. I play them all the time but 2 weeks ago I failed to remember to get a ticket. My numbers came up.

      I nearly cried. Oh well, maybe next time.

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      Freya Cesare 

      6 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

      Hahahaha. Good one. :)

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      Zulma Burgos-Dudgeon 

      6 years ago from United Kingdom

      Ouch!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ohhhh - this one stings.

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      Jools Hogg 

      6 years ago from North-East UK

      Oh dear :o(, not sure I'd be in limerick mood if I was the unlucky ticket holder! Made me smile though :o)

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      Deep Biswas 

      6 years ago from India

      He he good one mate. Clever and catchy too.

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      Victoria Lynn 

      6 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      hahaha! Love this one! You're so clever with the limericks!

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