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Attack of The Kidney Snatcher

Updated on July 24, 2011

He walked around the club on the prowl looking for that perfect girl.

The one that he could take home and rock her world.

The people in the club parted like the red sea.

And there she was standing there just as pretty as she could be.

He was caught in her magnetic web of attractiveness.

She glided through the crowd and on his cheek she planted a kiss

He offered to buy her a drink.

She didn’t say a word., she just pointed to the door and their bodies went towards it in sync.

She got into his car flashing a seductive smile.

He said, “You didn’t tell me your name but my name is Kyle.”

He was surprised that he received such a catch.

They were complete opposites, such an unlikely match.

But he was pleased and took her to his home.

He was a bachelor so he lived alone.

She looked around and nodded in approval.

Grabbed him and threw on the couch like he was her pupil.

He smiled in disbelief.

He thought to himself, “It’s time to party!” Then he let out a big sigh of relief.

She whispered, “Let’s go into your room so we can be naughty.”

He thought to himself, “The boys are not going to believe that I hooked up with this hottie!”

She handcuffed him to the bed and put a sock into his mouth.

But he didn’t know how everything was going to change and turn south.

He woke up in a tub filled with ice.

He had a note and phone in his hand to call 911 in order to save his life.

She had taken his kidney to sell to the highest bidder.

A violation of the body that no one should have to consider

When the authorities came it was almost too late.

Take this as a message to be careful with who you take home or you can also suffer this fate.


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      Aka Professor M 

      7 years ago

      @SassyK73: Well Done, Karen, with this unique poetic hub presenting us with the following charges. One charge of Lyrical Grand Larceny, as well as a charge of Anatomical Assault and Battery with a warning of criminal activity as the poetic punch line!

      Kudos Karen! Voted up And pushed those buttons. A+++

      Regards Mike ! (Aka Professor M!) ;D

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      Just Life 

      7 years ago

      Incrediable poem! Especially since something like this could actually happen!

      Great job!

    • NauticaBalefire profile image


      7 years ago from IL

      This was a very good read! I enjoyed it.

    • tumblintumblweed profile image


      7 years ago

      Very interesting! Great job,Ms.Sassy!

      Have a Blessed day!


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      Sharon Smith 

      7 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

      Ha, guess she wasn't so perfect after all. Intriguing read Sassy!


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