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Awkward Courting Days (limerick)

Updated on February 10, 2016

The first dance

Remember when I courted you

And all of the things we went through

Our passions ran hot

Our world we forgot

Divorce lawyers got married too

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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      Funny, but true. I think this is pretty much what it's about now days.

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      KDuBarry03 

      5 years ago

      Wow, I really like how you captured a perfect picture of love and then give a classic twist at the end. LOL love the ironies in this piece; well done!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      guessin' it's ok if both are divorce lawyers..

      ya gotta be out of your mind to marry one otherwise..lol

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      So true. The good with the bad.

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      Redberry Sky 

      5 years ago

      Tee hee :) you always cheer me up, Mhatter

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You must have had a female lawyer and she a male? Ha..Funny

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      Rosemary Sadler 

      5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      We never think of divorce lawyers getting married, they would have it all tied up so neatly with pre-nups and contracts.

      Love this

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      Farhat 

      5 years ago from Delhi

      courtship in the divorce...great oximoron Mha !

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Always look forward to your clever words!! Good one.

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      Catherine Tally 

      5 years ago from Los Angeles

      Good one! It's clever yet still ambiguous- at least for me :)

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I love it!

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Whoever said romance was dead LOL...good one:-))

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Divorce handled every day

      couples apart went their own way

      but when alone

      shut off the phone

      no more crap had we left to say.

      Great job, my friend!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      About half the married couples in America will understand this one instantly. LOL

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Hahahaha! I'm getting more weather chills in me with my mouth wide laughing! Just like the psychiatrists (in movies) they have mental disorders too. I say, in movies. *smile*

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Giggle Giggle - I bet that is one hell of a paper war!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Hee Hee...I wonder what their vows are like...until divorce do us part? Surely not.

      Voted up and allllllllllllll...Thanks for sharing with us, MH. I keep coming back for more. ps

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      A limerick of relativity that most would understand. (giggles on her way to sleep)

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOl, Mh, it is funny one never thinks of divorce lawyers as ever being married. Voted up, funny, awesome God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Mark G Weller 

      5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      And divorced I assume :)

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