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Bald is Beautiful.... It's True!!
A bald head on a man can be very attractive. I think that many, many women would agree.
Now I'm not knocking a thick head of hair, mind you. But baldness has it's finer points.
Why do I think baldness is attractive? I guess it has to do with some of the baldness alternatives: toupees and creative combing. Ewwww....
Seriously, it's just not a good look.
Bald men can emit confidence, self-assurance, and sexiness in a way that a guy with a toupee just can't. The bald man can embrace and even celebrate his baldness. It's the real him, take it or leave it.
I'll take it.
As far as I'm concerened, guys, go ahead and toss out the bad rug, un-comb the comb-over, and embrace your naked noggin!!
Avoid these looks
Michael Jordan: Tall. Talented. Strong. Sexy. Smart. Legend. Bald.
HERE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITES
Yul Brynner: The OG of baldness. I remember thinking this man was sexy when I wasn’t even sure what sexy was. Plus the guy was vertically challenged (you know, short ) Go figure.
Telly Savalas: Another sex symbol from years past. He caused quite a sensation in the 70’s with his detective TV show “Kojak”, sucking on a lollipop, and spouting the phrase “Who loves you, baby?”
Patrick Stewart: Captain Jean Luc Picard on “Star Trek, the Next Generation” Plus he has a British accent, making him even more appealing. Women from earth, outer space, and all points in between wanted to go warp speed on his Starship Enterprise.
Tyrese Gibson: This guy is multi-talented: He first appeared on the scene in the 90's as a model. He is also a singer,songwriter, actor, and hot, hot, hot.
Vin Diesel: Another multi-talented man. Actor, writer, director, producer. Oh my
Before and After....
Some men look better bald
Howie Mandel: Yes he is a sexy-looking man now. He used to wear a toupee,(remember the show "St Elsewhere?) He went from goofy to gorgeous when he shared his shiny dome with us as the host of “ Deal or No Deal"
Bruce Willis: His hair was thinning when he first appeared in the 80's series "Moonlighting" with Cybil Shepard.. Over the years, the balder he got, the hotter he got..
Better with or without??? You decide
Andre Agassi..... From lovely locks to hairless head
And, lest we forget, our favorite bald man ever
That's right, he's old school sexy......
So men, please, embrace your follicly challenged existence. That hairless head or shaved scalp has a come-hither quality that you just can't buy.
Don't forget to ask your sweetie for a scalp massage!