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Be Careful What You Pray For (limerick)

Updated on February 16, 2015

The wife recalled prayer she did say

”Oh Lord please take my sins away”

Then slowly she’d glean

Just what did it mean

When she hadn’t seen spouse all day


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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      uh oh!

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida thinks she has been talking to the owner of the " Gator Bait " store...however it may have to do with the pool boy/gardener/tennis coach/personal trainer ??? hmmm...cute..

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh-oh, the sin is gone...

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Nice one. Loved it!

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      I see her smiling.Husband oh husband you are gone for good.As long as nobody looks under the woodshed.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Oh, yeah I agree. A little too late now.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Heaven just a sin away, oh just a sin away lala..Remember the song?

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      What a gas!

      Now she's rid of pain in the -- tush. I'm a little slow today. I had to read that twice to get the meaning.

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant !!!!!!

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      Joanne M Olivieri 4 years ago

      Hilarious! oh, thanks for the morning giggles :)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      A powerful prayer that wife did make,

      Now hubby is gone for goodness sake.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Love it! Up and very funny..

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      I'd call that a good day!! ha, ha

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Ha ha! Be all, tell all.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Well we are such guilty pleasures! LOL :-))

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That was one powerful prayer. :) Good 'un!