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" Bean Scene AS-Salted "...

Updated on October 13, 2014
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Retired from Med profession, published author/ journalist, Researching Alternative Rx drugs & Disorders. Poems ,Quotes on Life

" Can you pass the salt ? "
" Can you pass the salt ? " | Source

No one has ever been a... " salted " by Pepper.

Old Italian proverb says..

Usa too much a "salt " can change a you fate with you a mate ....


He was a very peculiar mate....

When it came to his dinner plate....

She served his favorite dish of beans...

And just forgot to add the salt, but by no means...

Was she to be faulted, just for beans that were not salted....

He ranted and raved about this issue....

She wondered how long he would continue....

He jumped up, and knocked her across the room....

It was then he realized his future was gloom...

As she picked up the plate...

And did not hesitate...

With the beans she did " assault " him !!!!

Hopefully from this little poem, you learned whenever able...

Make sure the salt shaker in on the table...

Keep this attitude up my mate...

And you could end up in a poem titled " GATOR BAIT "......


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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Now don't go blaming my limericks for this. Just admit you always had a great sense of humor, Well done. :))

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...Trust me I would never blame anyone for the subjects of which I write...however...you did inspire me...thank you for the compliment.. I am honored by your words.. have a great day...

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Awesome, such a beautifully expressed and to the point here, you know exactly what makes one smile.

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      DDE...Thank you and yes expressed and to the point of spousal abuse..hehehe..glad you got a smile out of it...have a great day...

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      That man is crazy.He reminds me of a man I know.. once he beat his wife because she didn't remember where she put his hat.Some men are really crazy.

      Beautiful poem with a very profound message.I voted up

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      James-wolve....Thank you for visiting and your comment/vote...yep...some people are real " wieners "...you wonder who/what raised them....have a great day..

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      Cheryl Simonds 4 years ago from Connecticut

      :) :) :) :) Sorry, that's me laughing at your 'Gator Bate' line. I love your poems!

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      cherylone....Call now don't hesitate ...join and become a member of " Gator Bait "..watch for our ad campaign....coming soon...

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      Cheryl Simonds 4 years ago from Connecticut

      kj, can't wait! I'll be sitting on the edge of my seat till it arrives :) :)

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      ...you can serve me up a plate of KJ anytime because in my garden of earthly/earthy delights 'her weeds' are my beautiful flowers, lol.

      And boy oh boy can this young lady ever write up a storm, and cause one too, lol.

      lake erie time 1:05pm

      and sending you 3 big Canadian hugs from Colin and his cats

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      epi...Thank you for being such a support in my writes...you have given me many inspirations to continue... you are a great mentor...you have taught me to take the dark side of life , turn it inside out, turn it upside down and backwards and see the re-newed beauty...quite a feat ! Thanks for the sentiments

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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      Hi Kj

      Gator Bait and he would be nice and tender too from the salt.

      Voted up and sharing. :)

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Sueswan....wow...you must be a " gator tale " fan.. and smart too...

      thanks for the vote....have a great week-end

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      dreamseeker2 3 years ago

      Cute poem. So true of so many men...I know a few like them. Voted it up! : )

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      Nell Rose 2 years ago from England

      Great poem with a really serious message, yes, some men would do that, in fact they do! unfortunately!

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      Sheila Brown 2 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      This is wonderful, I love it! You got a good chuckle out of met his evening and I will not forget to put the salt on the table!

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      kjforce 2 years ago from Florida

      Nell..thank you for the visit...glad you enjoyed the poem...must be that British humour...have a great day.

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      kjforce 2 years ago from Florida

      sgbrown...glad you enjoyed...have you checked out any of my other writes? There;s always a bit of a twist..I have a different take on life and society...thoughts build up in the cobweb corners of my mind and occasionally a good dusting releases them...

      " sneeze the day "...

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      Sheila Brown 2 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      I will be doing that right away, KJ! I love your sense of humor!

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