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Beans Sound Great (limerick)

Updated on April 2, 2014

A lover of wife’s beans was he

He ate them for his work you see

When heavy fog slips

To hide coastal strips

His farts would warn ships out at sea


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      They do say beans are musical.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Funny!

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      I thought it was going to be a take off on Shel Silverstein's "Beans taste fine."

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      An extra bonus!!!

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      Audrey Howitt 3 years ago from California

      So funny!!

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      How terribly helpful of him! LOL...