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Beauty Is In The Glass Of The Beholder (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

A vision of pure ecstasy

She’s why we have two eyes to see

If you think that’s rot

And girl ain’t so hot

Then perhaps you’re not drunk like me


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      agapsikap 5 years ago from Philippines

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      LOL aaahh god that's too funny :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      I'm definitely not drunk like you. That's a guy! If not, she should claim to be!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Sometimes the eye of the beholder can see what others can't.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Always keep your wits about you.

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      Tonette Fornillos 5 years ago from The City of Generals

      Another example of the "where's the beard" thingy? To our real men, just be smart at spotting. I think drinks can help, lol... kiddiiinng!

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...So sorry dude.. you're not just drunk....perhaps you shoulda looked in the trunk....and due to that last glass full...I think I saw an ADAM's apple.. ..loved the limerick and the picture of the " chick ? "

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hee, The girls look prettier at closing time. ( Mickey Gilley )

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      DJ Anderson 5 years ago

      I have heard it said that beauty is proportional to the number of drinks

      a man partakes.

      Quite humorous, my friend.


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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I set this aside to read last night and then fell asleep. LOL Boy oh boy, do I ever relate to this hub. :)

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      Rebecca Mealey 5 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      Cute! It looks like she USED to be pretty.

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Whew, glad to see you are kidding! Now I can laugh! ^ as always!

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      Wayne Barrett 5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Lol. Nothing like waking up the morning after...looking next to you and saying, what the hell was I thinking?

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      Well I guess I just had to look at my ex-girlfriend once last time in order to figure this out.

      Sir Martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are still the funniest man in the land of Hub.

      lake erie time 7:54am

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      Tijani Achamlal 5 years ago from Morocco

      The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart:)

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      aw, poor girl can't help how she looks. Funny.

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Funny! But, isn't that sad?

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Martin, I do hate to write this bad news to you,

      But her plastic surgeon was drunk - she ought to sue!