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Bees And Diamond Rings (limerick)

Updated on August 30, 2013

Most married men all know this thing

A bee is like a diamond ring

Regardless of day

This fact take away

A pocket book they both will sting


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      You always have such a clever play on words.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, so true, Excellent piece.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      But Hark, Martin, do not be sad.

      There is a remedy my dear lad.

      It does not look a bit phoney-ia.

      It is called cubic zirconia!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Clever and you have given us another good laugh for the day.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Clever play with words.

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      Richard Ricky Hale 4 years ago from West Virginia

      Mhatter99, LOL!!! Voted up, funny, awesome, and shared on FB. So true, so true:)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, good one..

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      rose-the planner 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      LOL............I guess you're right about that! Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      It's called, "Going for the GOLD!" Ha, ha

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Clever. I wasn't sure where you were going with this comparison, but I see now!

      Have a great weekend!

      ~ Kathryn

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the laughs.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Yep, that's the similarity between bees and diamond rings. Only your clever mind would think to compare the two!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      What a wonderful thing to read in a gloomy morning here in Kathmandu.