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Before You Get Too Judgmental My Wife Did Prove Her Point (limerick)

Updated on February 5, 2013

My wife always called me her star

She said I was bound to go far

I guess that was it

My mind would admit

Why wife went and hit me with car


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    • Just Ask Susan profile image

      Susan Zutautas 

      2 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Good One! :)

    • MizBejabbers profile image

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      5 years ago

      I love limericks, and this is a good one.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...she obviously was in need of a " hood ornament "..but she was correct 25-50 feet is a good bump....

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      Beth Perry 

      5 years ago from Tennesee

      LOL!

    • Vinaya Ghimire profile image

      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      You never fail to amaze me with your limericks. Cheers

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      You are gifted and probably a wee bit insane. Voted up and funny!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Some ladies can get real vicious.

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Ouch! You have a wonderfully creative mind.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny and clever.....

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And how far did you sail?

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      Ouch! I swear I wrote that before I noticed Shauna's comment. Great minds!

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      Rosemary Sadler 

      5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Thanks for my morning chuckle

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Ouch!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      great morning chuckle!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Oops, at least she didn't back up and back over you too. lol

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      whoops - there you are - you went far and saw stars...

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      OH my dear.. hit by the car.. how many times did you sing to her.

      lol..

      so cute

      blessings

      Debbie

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....you never disappoint. Thank you!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Martin, you were hit only a glancing blow,

      As your wife was startled by thunder.

      If she had hit you with force head-on,

      You would now be at least six feet under.

      Funny one, m'boy.

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      I guess you did go far.

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