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Bell Bottoms and Broomsticks

Updated on July 1, 2012

Before this local Tomgirl dedicates
The words of this next song to you
Better consider them carefully
Coming from me

Right handed from birth
It really never occurred to me
If maybe my hands were doing
Bad things that they should not be
But how would you know that?
How did I never see it ? At all
My guess is that was it all related
My guess is right handed people
Forget to look left out of habit
Except when crossing the street
Or putting on bell bottom jeans

Left handed pretending
Punching jabs and weaving
If maybe my dancing was helping
Mad things are not what bothers me
Must be you and I are kindred
We both are on that wavelength
So with opposite handshaking
Offsets the world unaffordable
At least we can tweet about it
Having to buy this new broomstick

Because when I sing
It kinda tickles and my jeans
Contain the wiggles
Better button up the down boys
Making love to hide giggles
That I'm twisted as a Titan missile
Bonesetting and bloodletting
Tell me what would Jesus do?
Because who what where
And why are you still here pretending?
I am childish revolutionary
In bell bottoms and broomsticks

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    • Deep Metaphysical profile image

      Deep Biswas 5 years ago from India

      Nice poem. Nicer rhythm. Nicest ass.

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      Vincent Moore 5 years ago

      Now that's some class ass, is it you? LOL

      "That I'm twisted as a Titan missile

      Bonesetting and bloodletting

      Tell me what would Jesus do?" Brilliant, loved your twist. Bell Bottoms, I remember wearing hip huggers back in the late 60's something so excitable about tight low riding jeans. If you have the right Assets to fit in them, it's a bonus for the lookers. LOL loved this piece, Voted all the way UP.

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      Bibi 5 years ago from Phoenix Arizona

      Everyone wants me to tell you if it is my ass...hmmm? I don't think it would be very lady like of me to say either way. But if it is butt that spreads literacy, I suppose I am willing to bare the burden. Thanks so much Deep Meta and Vincent Moo...you guys are real denim poets. LOL!!!

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      Deep Biswas 5 years ago from India

      "I suppose I am willing to bare the burden" - Oooh, I love suggestive remarks! :P

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      Bibi 5 years ago from Phoenix Arizona

      Bad bad Deep Metamucil. Oops I mean Metamaphysical. Oh whatever...your name is too long. I am gonna call you Mr. Deep Me. LOL!

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      Wesman Todd Shaw 5 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

      That is one heck of a good looking bottom!

      I'd love to share a drink and a song! Cheers :)

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      Bibi 5 years ago from Phoenix Arizona

      Down Wesman. This is a children's television workshop. LOL!

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