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Best and craziest personalized funny number plate names in Australia

Updated on November 17, 2010

Funny Australian personalized number plates

It amazes me the things I see on number plates in Australia.

It seems Australian people are funny in many ways.

In Australia personalized number plates are very common and still gaining in popularity.The obvious mechanical big ones like MYGT351 for a 351 cubic inch Ford GT for one example, or MIFJ on an FJ Holden if MYFJ was already issued etc.

I get it, but some number plates are coded for fun and take a few second or minutes to work out and can be good entertainment when stuck in traffic.Here are some I have seen and others I would like to see.

Try to interpret these and make some of your own. For my hubber friends, I am not game to imagine what rockinjoe our resident comedian will do if he sees it, but I'm in fear of getting some wild ones off that naughty lad.Or .........he may build a business around it!

Anyway here they are. See if you can work them all out.

Just for a bit of fun.

Australia Fines imposed on dumb numberplates!

SORU (words and letters)

SXEPNTS (watch the E)

NCNTNT (say with mouth closed)

YDIDOIT (Tricky)

YRUAO (the last character is a number)

WOTNXT (word and sound)

BOATHE (slang Australia only)

EXTNSV (say like a New Zealander)

UPU2 (easy one)



CAGG (on a horse float)





GURAB (spell)




2BORNOT2B (tricky, letters and words)







UPU (word then letter)


VFC (2 meanings)










OUTOOL (spell exclamation then word)





Those are a few to start with, there must be thousands of them. If you have any trouble working them out just remember that the sounds are random in structure and can be read as part word or sound in any workable order.

Have fun and give me more from other States of Australia and from other countries, which must have some beauties. I would like some from Cal or any part of the USA or South America, Canada etc.


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      DANMAC12 5 years ago

      H82BL8, H8W8NG , H8MYX

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      harshal 5 years ago

      plez help me am from india.

      In our no. Plate 1st 2 ar words and other are no. Like pb 15 3245.

      Any gud 4 lyk this plates

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      earnestshub 6 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      Cool rx4u! They are great!

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      rx4u 6 years ago

      How 'bout:

      10SNE1 or

      HOLN1 or

      MUVIML8 (my personal favorite--must be a "busy" Mum!)

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      earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      Thanks Oliversmum! I enjoyed compiling the craziest numberplate names.

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      oliversmum 7 years ago from australia

      earnestshub. Hi. I enjoyed trying to work out all of these Numberplates.

      There are a couple that I am not sure of as yet, But hopefully they wont beat me, and it was fun.

      Thanks for sharing your humour with us. :) :)

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      earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      Hi Kimberley. Being stalked would be nice! Never had me my own private stalker.

      So glad you are smart enough to work em out! I bet you're glad your smart too!

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      kimberlyslyrics 7 years ago

      Your hysterical

      and original

      which is why I have a crush on you

      think I'll start stalking you now


      nice job


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      earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      That is pretty smart, if a bit eccentric!

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      Jen King 7 years ago from Wyandotte Michigan

      Auntie Em, Auntie Em - very clever. I saw XNTRK1 the other day.

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      earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      No wonder it got banned. Very funny though!

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      Leslie Broussard 7 years ago

      Southern California is the epitome of personalized license plates! I've seen so many, I cannot even remember one...

      The one I can always remember is one that was NOT allowed.

      3M TA3

      (Imagine reading it in your rear view mirror)

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      earnestshub 8 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      Rockinjoe I give up. Please help! I do not want to see the wizard of oz again.

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      Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

      One favorite of mine I saw here at home was NTMNTM which of course is what Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, called her aunt.

      Thanks for the funny stuff, ern.

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      ibloomdrop 8 years ago

      I like took me a sec. I just Google'd US license plates and saw