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Betting On Horses (limerick)

Updated on July 4, 2013

At racetrack when placing a bet

Some things I will never forget

Does jockey have force

How wet is the course

And hooves does the horse have a set



(Oh you, who got a picture of a hoofless horse; like me.)


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      Jennifer 3 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      This was clever and funny rolled up into one bunch! Loved it! Voted it up!

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      This is very clever indeed; I had to stop and think about it before laughing.

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      Randi Benlulu 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Clever and fun!

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      Thomas Silvia 3 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very cleverly written my friend !

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      You also need

      A horse with speed

      And burning desire

      To be first at the wire.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      A horsie with only one shoe

      Would be a horsie i wouldn,t choose..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Wonderful memories. Love horse racing.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      A hoofless horse...any relation to Gumby and Pokey?

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      Cat 3 years ago from New York

      I admit, I had to think about it before I could laugh too and I'm only sharing that because I see billybuc had similar troubles! lol... Funny, now that I get it... I think ;-)

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      picklesandrufus 3 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I sure hope so!!

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      Shannon 14 months ago from Texas

      Clever indeed. Sometimes the best ones give one pause to think before a laugh.

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