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Beware Of Ghosts (limerick)

Updated on February 20, 2016

Most spirits of Halloween night

Are now in their beds sleeping tight

But sweets seen on telly

Those treats made of jelly

Their ghosts in my belly now fight


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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I bet quite a few kids felt the same way.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      LOL..

      halloween is a dangerous time!

      Those ghosts, goblins, and spirits - can play havoc with one's tummy!

      As this guys face clearly shows!

      you funny, Martin..

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      Augustine A Zavala 

      5 years ago from Texas

      HAHAHA! Very clever...

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      I swore that I'd just take a swig

      of that drink that I truly dig

      yet I drank more

      bought out the store

      It's the last time I drink like a pig.

      Love the photo, mh. Great Job!

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      Kristi Sharp 

      5 years ago from Born in Missouri. Raised in Minnesota.

      Nicely done. This is a great limerick to put in bags with a hand full of tootsie rolls :) -K

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I hate it when I have left-overs after Halloween, they taste soo good..Loved your Ghost tale..

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      Richard Ricky Hale 

      5 years ago from West Virginia

      Mhatter

      Well written my friend. A perfect fit if I must say. Voted up, funny, awesome, and shared:) Have a great one!

      Lyrics

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Good thing I can handle my sweets!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      A perfect Halloween humorous rant!

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      jaydene 

      5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      ahhh yes go easy on the candy :)

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Loved this limerick, well done !

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      I am going to be fighting that fight tonight with my kids. Jamie

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      Jools99 

      5 years ago from North-East UK

      MHatter, yes I can remember dealing with some previous early morning 1st November 'jelly belly' incidences....not pleasant!

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      I thank you for turning these Limericks out so quickly. It makes a good start to my day.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      HaHaHa Oh me, I know, right now, I am staring at a bag of twix candy bars, and I do not want to be in the fix he is in! LOL

      Voted up, awesome and funny. Thanks for the laughs every night dear one. I really needed one tonight.

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Marlene Bertrand 

      5 years ago from USA

      Great poem, and that photo just caps it all off so perfectly.

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      He got a belly full!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      I don't know which I like better. All great chuckles.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A plethora of laughs on this rainy Tuesday evening. Thank you my friend!

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