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Big Sale Tonight (limerick)

Updated on January 10, 2014

A madwoman my wife can be

Whenever a sale sign she’d see

But I soon embraced

The madness she faced

At bed time I placed one on me


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      DJ Anderson 2 years ago

      I love it! Anything is worth a try!!

      You are quite the clever one.

      Have a great day, my friend.


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      Cynthia 2 years ago from Vancouver Island, Canada

      worth a try I guess ;) Funny!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      How much of a discount was that?

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Really brilliant funny!

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      You are brilliant and quick on your feet!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Good one! Especially at this time of the year.

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      Nellieanna Hay 3 years ago from TEXAS

      Oh, yeah! That's the perfect making use of her addiction! Whoo-hoo!

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      To your ad she will quickly arrive,

      Just make sure that you can survive.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      That's good!

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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Very funny :-)

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      RunningDeer 3 years ago from Iowa

      Clever AND funny. Bravo!

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Too funny!