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Bird Shopping (limerick)

Updated on October 8, 2013

I wanted a bird which was new

Asked man if I’d like cockatoo

And then my brain spun

At query begun

Then I said just one bird will do


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Too much query, eh?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Another great pun joke.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      When you are dealing with a cockatoo,

      More than one might be way too much 'poo.'

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      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Where do you come up with these? Awesome as ever.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Oh, you baaaaad boy!! Ha, ha

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Hmm but why not two? As always well done my friend.

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Fun and well done

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA


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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, my. What a play on words!

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Love it!

      Like the twist

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      Marlene Bertrand 4 years ago from USA

      Love it!