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Brownies Do Make The World Better

Updated on June 2, 2012

Chewy And Gooey And Chocolate All Over

Yes I will eat one and I know I had one earlier but they are so good

What can I say I love brownies

They should spell brownies with a capital B

Because they deserve respect

Especially with nuts all over the top and more inside

But there is not a brownie I won't do

Double chocolate or extra fudge

My mouth begins to salivate

I really believe it is comfort food

Soothing my sweet tooth and satisfying my need for something special

I never make brownies because I would never stop

I would make a batch a day but then why stop there

I could make two batches and have a little variety

I even like the outside corners that are crusty and he hard ones along the edge

They have a crunch and then I know what comes next

Another brownie taste test

Yes I would never have made a batch of brownies that weren't made to specs

They have to have the right consistancy and texture

They must not crack when you cut them

That means they have a defect and that will not be tolerated

Off to the reject pile right here on my plate will do just fine

I don't want anyone else to know

So I will eat the evidence as we go

Right down to the last crumb

I am doing you a favor and I really shouldn't

O.k. this one last time

But another reject what am I going to do with you

Eat you as I have a long and serious conversation with a brownie

Who said the world is nuts

That reminds me where are the nuts

After a few brownies I can handle almost anything

I tough day at work

Even a stiff neck

As long as my hand can move to my mouth things our looking up already

I think it is good exercise a little hand and mouth coordination

I might have to practice this hourly

To make sure my equilibuim is fine

A few bites and another brownie gone

I once tried those bite size brownies what a tease

All I remember saying they are so small

They should be bigger

They are so good

So when you had a very emotional day

A brownie is a quick cure

When you have been crossed by a friend

A brownie will make you think how to make it mend

If you are running late

A brownie can relax you so you do not get stressed

Who knows bring one for the boss maybe he will look the other way this time

Brownies are small and can go a long distance

If I am not riding in the car

They can be wrapped in foil and ready to travel in seconds

The foil captures every crumb just incase a rough ride is ahead

They go great with a good glass of milk

Milk does the body good

Brownies make me smile time after time

I remember once I had a bad brownie

Like a bad strawberry or an over ripe bannana

Nope I am lying

Like an apple that got bruised and grapes that are sour

Nope I am still lying

Like steak tips over cooked and toast burned to the crisp

Nope I have turned into a compulsive lyer

The brownies made me do it

I better seek therapy

But first let the brownies cool

I will eat the brownie mix still left in the bowl while I wait

I scrape and scrape until every side is wiped clean

Is this the place people go who have a brownie addiction

Then I am in the right place

You guessed it I will have a brownie while I wait

I have to wait my turn and be patient

It is rude to rush ahead of someone else

You can go I don't mind waiting

I heard there is another batch in the oven

You can eat them warm or cold

I love them and the feeling has followed me whereever I go

I think it started when I was about six years old

When I was my mothers little helper and my first cooking lesson

Now wait we have to let them cool

So many people love to cook

I love being the brownie sampler

Please give me a call day or night

I will climb out of bed to make sure each brownie meets such high standards

I will come on weekends and holidays

My job never stops

I do what I have to do and I will just have to swollow my pride

You have things to do and need someone to cover for you while the brownies are cooking

You will only be a few minutes and you are very sorry you had to leave so unexpected

I will sit and wait

I think while you are out you should maybe go food shopping and I just happen to notice no brownies in the house

I think they are on sale and if I was you I would stock up

A world without brownies are tough words to swollow

I get all choked up

Lets all learn to be nice to our neighbors and forgive them for what they have done

I will run the brownies over for you

They look like double rich chocolate

It is only a guess I might not come right back so I will see you next time

Legally I can't say brownies make the world better

I just think they do and I hope you do too



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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      raciniwa I am trying to spread the word. Brownies are meant to be shared then eaten.Thanx so much for reading.Have a terrific day.

    • raciniwa profile image

      raciniwa 

      6 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

      uh, uh...the brownies are too good down to the last bite...

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      Deorah Brooks Not if you exercise after you eat one.Burning the calories as you go.Chew them slow to let the flavor last a little longer in your mouth.To get the full affect.Cathleena Beams i will have to put cocoa brownies on the list.When I eat a brownie I love the soft chewy goodness.Angela Brummer Brownies go along way and they are so much fun.Thanx everyone for enjoying those wonderful brownies.Have a super day.

    • Angela Brummer profile image

      Angela Brummer 

      6 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

      Reading this poem just made me feel like I ate a brownie. Great writting!

    • Cathleena Beams profile image

      Cathleena Beams 

      6 years ago from Lascassas, Tennessee

      Excellent reasons to eat brownies. You've described them so wonderfully I can almost taste one. I definitely want to bake some right now, I'm coo-coo for cocoa brownies at the moment. I'm pushing all the buttons now, voting up and sharing this too!

    • Deborah Brooks profile image

      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      MMMMM they are so good I love brownies and they make me so fat..LOl..

      Love your hub

      Voted up

      Debbie

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