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Burritos Anyone (limerick)

Updated on December 1, 2013

No words for how happy we’d be

When mom’s great burritos we’d see

But after this treat

Right there from our seat

Arose not so sweet melody


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      Suzette Walker 3 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL! How true! too funny.

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Another great Limerick!

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      You know, Martin, in some countries I have heard

      Producing that toot is like a valid, valued word.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHa..HeeHee. Good one Martin. drbj cracks me up. lol

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      Catherine Tally 3 years ago from Los Angeles

      Ha Ha! Good one. Hopefully, the dog was nearby:)

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      Liz Elias 3 years ago from Oakley, CA

      Very funny! And to add to the "musical fruit" one ever finishes the rhyme. It's:

      "Beans, beans, the musical fruit

      The more you eat, the more you toot.

      The more you toot,

      The better you feel.

      So let's eat beans at every meal!"

      LOL And that's how I always heard it when I was growing up.

      Voted up and funny.

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      Nithya Venkat 3 years ago from Dubai

      LOL! Funny! The after effects of burritos are noisy!

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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      Your limericks are just too funny! I guess what goes in one end must come out another ;)

      Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Everyone needs a good fart poem.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Watch out for those beans! XD

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Loved the limerick and the comments.

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      Linda Crampton 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This is very funny! Burritos are very tasty, but they can have an interesting effect!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Funny indeed but I love burritos anyway.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Too funny!

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I'll bet that happens more often than not.

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