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Business Meeting, Wedding, and Classroom Behavior(Limericks)

Updated on July 1, 2012
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Some of life's hardest questions have been asked over the years, many of which have been unanswered. This truth makes me want to run into my closet with a box of tissues(probably Kleenex brand, because they are the softest and most durable) and weep for hours on end! What are these questions that have remained such a mystery? Here are some examples. What should you not do in a business meeting? What will get you fired in a heartbeat? Or, what would cause the bride-to-be at a wedding to become angry and want to hurt you? What about those things you shouldn't do in the classroom when you think the teacher is not looking? These questions and many more have been kept secret and the answers are probably found buried in some treasure chest(perhaps even the one in the Pirates of the Caribbean Movies...) So, I will attempt to answer these questions for you in the form of Limericks. Hopefully this will prevent you from having to travel to some fictional island and hunt down a non-existent treasure box.

Business Meeting Rules

Please don't pretend to be a sire

Never fall asleep or act tired

Don't answer a call

Or jump off the walls

Unless you do want to get fired

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Wedding Protocol

Don't yell that The Redcoats are here

Or blast music from Britney Spears

During the shared vows

Bride will have a cow

And then she will run out in tears.

Classroom Manners

Don't arrive fashionably late

Or try to pick up a hot date

Don't fake being sick

And don't write Limericks

Or the teacher will be irrate

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    • bravewarrior profile image

      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      You deserve it, Fairy Godson!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Shauna,

      Thanks so much Shauna!

    • bravewarrior profile image

      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      You've truly found your calling, my lyrical friend! You just get better and better. Keep it up!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Lol thanks Aubrey!

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      A.E. Williams 

      6 years ago from Hampton, GA

      Lol... so funny, Josh.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      HAHA, touch'e Becki LOL! Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for stopping by my hub friend!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Josh - This was written with too much first hand knowledge I suspect! Blasting Brittany Spears should be banned at more than just weddings!

      Josh - great sense of humor. I always know I'm going to walk away having enjoyed a good laugh.

      Keep writing them and I''ll keep enjoying them.

      Thanks friend.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Lol Haha! :)

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      IAmForbidden 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Whew! (dont make me smile J!)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks again M! :) I hope I am just as loyal to you!

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      IAmForbidden 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Oh no worries J :) hehehe :P

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL thanks for reading and commenting :) And for the vote! :)

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      I'm a different teacher, though, Josh...don't mind the limericks at all (as long as they're for homework.) These are great! Voted up.

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      So glad you enjoyed it gypsy! I will keep on doing them, thanks so much for being so loyal to me! I really appreciate it, and hope I am reciprocating the loyalty to you. Thanks for voting!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. Love the wedding and teacher ones best. Keep them coming. A good laugh always brightens the day.

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Hehe, thanks M, glad you enjoyed it! :) Thanks for being so loyal to me M, I really appreciate it! :)

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      IAmForbidden 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha cute cute!!! i love the last one much!!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much dlegendre! I really appreciate it! :)

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      Diane Blanchette 

      6 years ago from New Hampshire

      Great writing ideas! A clever way to keep us following. Funny and imaginative. Good job. Thumbs up!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Bill, for the encouragement! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Janine, glad you enjoyed it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha, thanks TT, great comment! :)

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You are already getting better at these; this group was much better than the first attempt. Great job!

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      Janine Huldie 

      6 years ago from New York, New York

      Josh another great hub. Believe me when I tell you I have found my past students doing some many different things they shouldn't have while I was teaching. Voted up and shared too!

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      Terrye Toombs 

      6 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Can a cow fall asleep at the wedding cuz it's exhausted from writing wedding limericks? I guess if we can't find you, we'll know to look in your closet, huh? Just follow the trail of used tissues. VUM.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Ann, appreciate it!

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Well, if there was a thumbs up for clever, I would have given it to you. Voted up and funny instead!

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