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Rusterd's Last Stand (limerick)

Updated on July 28, 2013

"Get away"!, he screamed in protest.

You won't touch not one limb or nest!

At the count of three.

Rusterd sure did flee.

Huge bulldozer ended this mess.

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    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thank you, I just started doing limericks. They're fun. Thanks for stopping by.

    • billybuc profile image

      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Very clever play on words....I'll be back my new friend.

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Colin. Im glad you enjoy my efforts, my friend.

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi Cat,

      These things are good to know.

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Yes, MOS, I do believe I would date a guy named Rusterd. You see, I don't have any standards :D ... lol.

    • epigramman profile image

      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      Funny , my friend, but also sad, and a sign of the times. Often with humor there is a lot of truth (see George Carlin) and I love you how you combine the duality of both - truth and humor, funny but sad and always with a message or a moral.

      You not only make me laugh but you also make me think,

      lake erie time 12:40pm

      Best wishes to you from Colin and the cat gang

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Cat, for laughing, I'm glad you enjoyed your self. I gave him the most ridiculous name I could think of. Would you date a guy name "Rusterd"?

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Martin, as I've said before you are the king of limericks. They are fun to create and I thank you for the positive feedback.

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      Martin Kloess 

      5 years ago from San Francisco

      Good one! Honored to have you as a brother

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Ha ha ha!!! I gotta tell ya, when I just saw the title in my inbox, I was already laughing... lol. You really understand this funny stuff! The limerick is awesome too! I don't do this that often, but sometimes I can't control myself... this one's getting every button! :D

      Sharing too!

      Cat

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