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Can I Help With The Gardening (limerick)

Updated on February 13, 2016

This is NOT a picture of me. I no longer wear heels.

He took to his garden once more

And all of its beauty restore

So day after day

His mind would there stray

To see the cute neighbor next door


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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      Short and sweet, but oh so provocative!

      Nice Limerick bro

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Talk about Cute...This was Great and such a Fun read. Hope he didn't wind up with Eye Strain!

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      Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Good Lord! All the dudes in the neighborhood would be keeled over their smokin' lawnmowers! Hilarious...I think I see Benny Hill in the background.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa..I can see why he loved working in the garden...FUNNY

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      You have a wonderful sense of humor. Very truthful about the way things usually go down, but hilarious.

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my...I would never want my significant other (if I had one ) to ever go in the back yard with such a neighbor next door. Of course, I always think what is fair for the gander is fair for the goose. So if the tables were turned and a hunky male was in the next yard.. my yard work outside would increase ten fold. Love this voted up and funnnnnneeeee, my Friend.


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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Good thing there ain't a high, solid fence, eh?

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      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ I must say, I am glad I read this one after the rose that cried. Lightens the mood! I understand about the heels, just getting back to them myself;)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I would water my lawn in the winter if she was my next door neighbor. Hell ya!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      The grass most be greener there and I guess your heels got too wet to wear.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      When he goes out with his rake to rake the leaves,

      And the leaves are all gone,

      His wife will soon get the message,

      And tell that rascal, 'Begone!'