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Checkout Line Etiquette

Updated on February 11, 2013

A man two people away from me in line at a grocery store is complaining about something. Naturally, I have to listen and take notes on the back of my grocery list:

Man: The online ad said these sodas were three six-packs for nine dollars.

Cashier: But now they’re on sale for four for ten dollars.

Man: That’s not what it said online.

Cashier: Sir, we’re actually saving you money. You can now get them three for seven-fifty.

Man: Then why does it say three for nine dollars online?

Cashier: I’m only a cashier, sir. I have no idea what’s online.

Man: Well, you should.

Cashier: This is a grocery store, sir. We have hundreds of sales going all the time. I can’t keep up with them all.

Man: Let me speak to your manager.

Manager: (after the man explains his “predicament” and the line stretches back into the aisles) Well, we can honor what you saw and charge you more for the sodas or we can give you the better deal.

Man: What’s online is dishonest. You need to change that.

Manager: We have no control of what’s online, sir. That comes from the corporate office. Should we go with the three for nine or three for seven-fifty?

Man: (hesitates) It’s the principle of the thing. Your customers come in expecting to pay one thing and then they’re told another thing. It’s dishonest.

Manager: (scans the sodas) I’ve scanned them at two-fifty a six-pack. You’ve saved a buck fifty. Here’s your total. (starts to walk away)

Man: I will never come back to this store again.

Manager: (turns) I’m sorry to hear that, sir.

Man: (to cashier) You should know your sales, Missy.

The Man behind me: What a fool! What an idiot!

The Woman in front of me: Do you mind waiting for me to get back? I got to get me some of them sodas cuz that’s a good deal!

Me: No, go right ahead.

I had to finish writing up the scene anyway.

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      JJ Murray 4 years ago from Roanoke, Virginia

      Heard recently: "Do coupons really save me money? Or do y'all just jack up the price so it all evens out?" It's not as bad as the woman who had a "BOGO" (buy one, get one) and decided to only "buy" the free one and return the one she'd have to pay for.

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      multiculturalsoul...Love your writes...your words painted such a picture, I could almost see the whole scenario...see I told you real life was so much better than anything we can pick from our brain...by the way I got a great deal on those sodas too !

      enjoy your day...