Children's Jokes Part 3

Just a few more laughs to share with you and your friends..... Smile lots and laugh out loud!

 

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxi cabs.

What gets wetter the more times it dries?

A towel.

What weighs the same no matter how big it gets?

A hole.

What animal can fly higher than a house?

All flying animals because houses can’t fly.

How can you tell if a motorcyclist is happy?

By counting the number of bugs stuck in his teeth.

When is a cook mean?

When he beats eggs and whips cream.

What’s a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Why were King Arthur’s days called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

Why can’t a bicycle stand by itself?

Because it’s too tired.

What happens if you eat shoe polish and yeast?

You will rise and shine.

What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A bed.

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck.