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Children's Knock-Knock Jokes

Updated on March 17, 2011
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Interactive Fun - Knock Knock Jokes

We all love jokes, especially the "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" types. This is a small collection of some humorous ones, and of course, completely age appropriate for the little ones who love to laugh!

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Ketchup!"

         "Ketchup who?"

"Ketchup with you soon!"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Adore"

         "Adore who?"

"Adore is between us! Open up!"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Amos"

         "Amos who?"

"A mosquito bit me!"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Anita"

         "Anita who?"

"Anita nother minute to think it over."

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Tank"

         "Tank who?"

"Tank you!"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Lego"

         "Lego who?"

"Lego of me and I'll tell ya!"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Owl"

         "Owl who?"

"Owl you doing today?"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Alfred"

         "Alfred who?"

"Alfred of the dark!"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Kanga"

         "Kanga who?"

"No, kanga-roo!"

 

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"

"Boo"

         "Boo who?"

"Oh, don't cry, it's only a joke!"

Well, hope you had enough knock knock jokes for one reading! Share these with your kids, and maybe with your friends. Share a laugh and enjoy your day!

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    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      3 years ago from Canada

      Madison - Yikes!!

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      madison 

      5 years ago

      ya shut up my but is going to blow up

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      Fefu 

      7 years ago

      Nice good job

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      7 years ago from Canada

      sara amith -- I'm am happy that she loves these jokes. There is nothing better in this world than to hear the laughter of a child. :) Thank you.

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      sara amith 

      8 years ago

      i love these my 3 year old gramas friends great grandauter loves these

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      8 years ago from Canada

      Indian Love -- Thank you for enjoying these! I hope that your grand enjoyed them too! :)

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      India Love 

      8 years ago

      These are wonderful jokes and i will enjoy them tonight with my grand.

      Thank you

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      Denise Handlon 

      8 years ago from North Carolina

      Hi Beth-Just wanted to let you know that my new hub: Best Children's Easter books has a link to this hub. The word 'children' popped up and I caught your name on this hub so I connected it. How are you? Any sign of spring yet? The trees here are in full bloom again.

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      8 years ago from Canada

      Hi Camlo!!! We're never too old to laugh and enjoy a good joke - and that includes knock knock jokes!

      Isabelle is funny! I'm gonna tell this one to my kids to night! Thanks for the joke and the good laugh!

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      Camlo De Ville 

      8 years ago from Cologne, Germany

      Hi Beth!

      Well, I might be a bit old for this, but I did enjoy reading.

      Here's one I remember from my childhood:

      Knock knock!

      Who's there?

      Isabelle.

      Isabelle who?

      Isabelle ringing!

      Thanks for an entertaining read!

      All the best, Camlo

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      8 years ago from Canada

      DjBryle -- ha ha! Laughter is contagious -- and I think that we are all kids at heart! Who could resist a good joke?!? Thanks my friend!

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      DjBryle 

      8 years ago from Somewhere in the LINES of your MIND, and HOPEFULLY at the RIPPLES of your HEART. =)

      Thanks Beth! I love all these knock knock jokes, my 3 year old son enjoys it as much as my husband! heh! ;) Thanks for sharing!

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      Melody -- ha ha that's a good one too! Thank you!

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      melody 

      9 years ago

      knok knok whos there owls owls who that's right owls hoo

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      Tom -- With my friends, this joke could go on for days!!! lol But, hey, I'll give it a try! :)

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      tom hellert 

      9 years ago from home

      B100,

      knock knock they say whose there?

      while they say who is there you say interupting cow!-

      then while they say interupting cow who you cut them off at Moo do it a few times and then as they try to say it fasteruntil they "get it".

      \TH

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      JulieH1 -I loved her joke above! I bet she has a ton of them to share! A smile a day makes the heart sing! Keep laughing!

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      TianaG2 - Ha ha! That is one of my favorites! Thanks for reminding me of it and giving me a good laugh!

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      JulieH1 

      9 years ago

      My daughter has the funniest jokes her name is TianaG2 I laugh at those jokes everyday hahaha!!

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      TianaG2 

      9 years ago

      Thanks I never knew that was funny! So:

      ''Knock Knock

      who's there?

      Boo

      Boo who?

      Don't cry its just a joke!Hihahiha

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      TianaG2 - ha ha ha That's good. Thanks for sharing that one!

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      TianaG2 

      9 years ago

      "Knock knock

      who's there?

      Mrs Imichy

      Mrs Imichy who?

      You know who's ichy."

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      RGNestle -- That's funny! I'll try that on my older son and see what he does. He's always pulling jokes on me. lol Thanks!

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      RGNestle 

      9 years ago from Seattle

      (Sorry, I just noticed this is similar to a previous comment) Sigh...

      Here's a good one too:

      You tell the child you have a GREAT Knock-knock joke for them. When you have their attention, you tell them they have to start it.

      CHILD: Knock, knock.

      YOU: Who's there?

      Then you wait.

      I've always gotten a laugh from it. (And often hit with a pudgy little fist too.)

      Thanks for the Hub!

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      Nina -- You're entitled to your opinion. It's not really about whether you like them, it's for kids, and almost all of the kids I've told them to have loved them. Also, note the comments above. I think that I'll go by them and my stats. Thanks for dropping by.

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      Nina 

      9 years ago

      These knock knock jokes are HORRIBLE!!!

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      Granny's House -- but will you hear me when I knock??? lol

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      Granny's House 

      9 years ago from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time

      I have a Knock Knock joke for ya.

      You start it........... lol

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      9 years ago from Canada

      Steven -- Hope you had a few hearty laughs! :)

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      Steven Escareno 

      9 years ago

      thats cool. its been a good while since i heard a good knock knock joke.

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      10 years ago from Canada

      DeBorrah -- Thank you and I hope that your time with your grandchildren will be filled with smiles, laughter and love!

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      DeBorrah K Ogans 

      10 years ago

      Beth 100

      These are funny and simple. I must share them with my

      grandchildren! I am sure they will enjoy them!

      Thank You for sharing!

      Blessings

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      10 years ago from Canada

      Paper Moon --

      That's funny! Your son has a great sense of humor. Thanks for sharing his knock knock joke with us!

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      Paper Moon 

      10 years ago from In the clouds

      My oldest made a knock knock joke when he was two.

      Knock knock

      Who's there?

      Ben

      Ben who?

      Ben Hairy.

      We could not contain ourselves.

    • Beth100 profile imageAUTHOR

      Beth100 

      10 years ago from Canada

      Tony,

      My pleasure! My kids are always coming up with new ones...and I'm writing them down for a future Part II to this hub!

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      Tony McGregor 

      10 years ago from South Africa

      Thanks - my 7-year-old daughter is always asking for more of these!

      Love and peace

      Tony

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