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Chinese Food Anyone (limerick)

Updated on June 19, 2013

In China they offered me food

I ate it ‘cause I wasn’t rude

Its taste didn’t cause

My moments of pause

McDonald’s just was not my mood


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    • Thelma Alberts profile image

      Thelma Alberts 2 years ago from Germany

      Funny! I wonder what meat they (Chinese) put inside.

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      Peg Cole 5 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      This is really amazing. Moo goo gai burgers.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      A burger in China: Now that's really neat.

      But requesting ketchup - THAT is a feat!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      So true. McDonald's has made it around the world.

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      Fehl Dungo 5 years ago from close to you...

      Oh cool, no chopsticks :)

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      They are everywhere now, aren't they?

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Now the Chinese are going to be as fat as we are..Funny..

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      LOL, Although... I would love to try Chinese McD's food! I wonder if their versions are any better ^_^ If they put wasabe on my burger I would not be a happy camper though... Great limerick voting as usual ^_^

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL! Yup - those Golden Arches are now global!

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      Robin Grosswirth 5 years ago from New York

      The same product no matter what language.

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      Jim Higgins 5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Even in China! Funny!

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      I have to say that this is a sad commentary on food tastes throughout the world. When I was in Paris the line was out the door for McDonalds.

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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      Those darn arches are everywhere! You would think the food was good or something (says the girl that has a sort of love affair with their cheeseburgers and fries)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Can't get away from the Golden Arches! Very good!