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Chocolate Humor

Updated on January 14, 2013

Why do I love you?

You come to me this day

You come to me with promises

And then you melt away

Why do I love you?

How can you do this to me?

You taunt and you tease

For all the world to see

Why do I love you?

Sometimes dark, sometimes milk

With nuts or without

Always smooth as silk

Why do I love you?

I do not know

But I love you, I love you

And down the hatch you go

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      Audrey Howitt 5 years ago from California

      Oh, clever write!

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      Linda 5 years ago from Texas

      Thank you for stopping by and for the great comments!

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      Ishwaryaa Dhandapani 5 years ago from Chennai, India

      A smartly versed poem! I am a huge fan of chocolates and anything made of chocolates such as cakes, milkshakes, brownies, etc. I could relate to this wittily written poem of yours! Well-done!

      Thanks for SHARING. Funny & Interesting. Voted up

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      Linda 5 years ago from Texas

      Thank you for stopping in to read!

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      This was funny..thank you for sharing

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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Too cute! I love your writing, and I have to admit that I can definitely relate to this poem. Voted up!

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      Linda 5 years ago from Texas

      Thank you! This poem came about when I looked for dessert one evening and everything I had was chocolate!!

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      You have hit my chocolate lover heart with this post! Enjoyed the read and your quick wit.

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      Linda 5 years ago from Texas

      OH! I'm so sorry for your life without chocolate!! But i'm glad you got a laugh out of it! Thank you for commenting.

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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      I laughed at this but it all rang so familiar :o) I am dieting at the moment, pre-holiday so chocolate and I are separated for a while anyway :o(

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      Linda 5 years ago from Texas

      Thank you for sharing and I hope they enjoy it!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ha Ha Ha! Great ode to chocolate. I am sharing this with Mom and my sister as they are true chocolate junkies!

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      Linda 5 years ago from Texas

      Thank you... this came to mind when I looked for dessert after supper and found chocolate ice cream, chocolate brownies and chocolate pie!!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Very funny poem! Loved it and I love chocolate!

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