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Choosing A Bathroom (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

At the hardware store other day

I became the source of dismay

When to nature’s throws

The bathroom I chose

Was just one of those on display


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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      Funny! I have actually seen a small child attempt to use them from time to time. Good thing the parent always notices before it is used!

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      oh no!! quite funny:)

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, you're terrible! Did you use it????

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Being in nature's throes

      At times like those

      Can be embarrassing indeed.

      I loved the fact that kj force saw it actually happen.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      People seem to think that in hardware stores. I have seen the likes of one.

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      IAmForbidden 

      5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      LOL this is really good.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol That could be a problem indeed.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99..First off, LOVED the limerick...you must be psychic..just the other day, we were in Lowe's ( home improvement store) and a little boy about 3 yrs old stood in the bath/plumbing area and peed in the display toilet,his parents were talking to the salesperson with their back to the boy..believe it or not, some people just stopped and starred, NEVER said a word..finally the father noticed what happened..we heard about it at the register...

      have a great Friday...

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      Audrey Howitt 

      5 years ago from California

      Nice way to start my reading today!!! HeHe!

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      Judy Specht 

      5 years ago from California

      Have been so there. Linking this to my hub on choosing energy efficient toilets. It will lighten the load.

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      That is called, trying on the merchandise! Ha, ha

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Uh Oh!!!!

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      Peggy Woods 

      5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Very funny. Nice to start the day off with a chuckle. :)

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      I bet they'll love to see you again......not!

      Nicely done. :}

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      Anna Haven 

      5 years ago from Scotland

      Witty and clever :)

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny one.

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      deergha 

      5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Always like your way of presentation....LOL.

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Haha, good place to let the kids take a rest, too. ^

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      They call that indecent exposure in our town. :)

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      The only positive side of this

      Is if you only pretended to piss.

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