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Christmas Limerick

Updated on December 19, 2015
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Demas finds limericks a challenge and has crafted a few that even have chuckles. Of the bunch you can choose from he offers these:

Santa will finally fill it full....

My Christmas this year will be shocking.

As presents to me come flocking.

So revealing to see,

for the whole gallery.

I finally get a FULL (baby) stocking!

'twill be neatly hung by the chimney with care...

It could even be overflowing!
It could even be overflowing! | Source

Modest expectations stand the best chance of being fulfilled! Be careful which stocking you choose to hang by the fireplace. Selfishness and greed never were

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      Eric Dierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Lucky you, I am just trying to avoid switches and coal.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Ericdierker - That's the advantage of putting up a baby's stocking. Nothing, like switches and regular lumps of coal, will fit!

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 2 years ago from The Caribbean

      Happy Baby-Stocking-Full Christmas to you in advance!

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      I am hopeful to get a photo soon with that baby stocking hanging by a fireplace like the one in the present photo. A big wassail to you, too.

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      Rebecca Mealey 2 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      Sharing your Christmas Hubs to start the season rolling!

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      rebeccamealey - You have made many of my days merrier. Thanks.

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Congrats on the full baby stocking! Love your sweet poetry.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      teaches12345 - Thankfully there is nothing else we have to have baby stockings for.

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      Susan Ream 2 years ago from Michigan

      baby Christmas stocking, smart idea. Avoid disappointment - easy to fill to the brim and wonderfully unique.

      Christmas is right around the corner, great timing to spread the news. Liked the poem too!

      Mekenzie

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Great strategy! Enjoyable poem and photo.

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      Deb Hirt 2 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And it looks so inviting!

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Mekenzie - Wishing you all the joys of this special season.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      FlourishAnyway - I have the stocking now to add to the photo, maybe today.

      Happy Holidays.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      aviannovice - And you are! (Invited.)

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