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Christmas Limerick

Updated on December 19, 2015
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Demas finds limericks a challenge and has crafted a few that even have chuckles. Of the bunch you can choose from he offers this latest one

Santa will finally fill it full....

My Christmas this year will be shocking.

As presents to me come flocking.

So revealing to see,

for the whole gallery.

I finally get a FULL (baby) stocking!

'twill be neatly hung by the chimney with care...

It could even be overflowing!
It could even be overflowing! | Source

Modest expectations stand the best chance of being fulfilled! Be careful which stocking you choose to hang by the fireplace. Selfishness and greed never were

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      aviannovice - And you are! (Invited.)

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      FlourishAnyway - I have the stocking now to add to the photo, maybe today.

      Happy Holidays.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Mekenzie - Wishing you all the joys of this special season.

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      Deb Hirt 2 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And it looks so inviting!

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Great strategy! Enjoyable poem and photo.

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      Susan Ream 2 years ago from Michigan

      baby Christmas stocking, smart idea. Avoid disappointment - easy to fill to the brim and wonderfully unique.

      Christmas is right around the corner, great timing to spread the news. Liked the poem too!

      Mekenzie

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      teaches12345 - Thankfully there is nothing else we have to have baby stockings for.

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Congrats on the full baby stocking! Love your sweet poetry.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      rebeccamealey - You have made many of my days merrier. Thanks.

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      Rebecca Mealey 2 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      Sharing your Christmas Hubs to start the season rolling!

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      I am hopeful to get a photo soon with that baby stocking hanging by a fireplace like the one in the present photo. A big wassail to you, too.

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 2 years ago from The Caribbean

      Happy Baby-Stocking-Full Christmas to you in advance!

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Ericdierker - That's the advantage of putting up a baby's stocking. Nothing, like switches and regular lumps of coal, will fit!

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      Eric Dierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Lucky you, I am just trying to avoid switches and coal.