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Christmas Might Be Late (limerick)

Updated on December 12, 2012

The day after Christmas was here

And Santa he still wasn’t near

For he didn’t see

How long it would be

The security line to clear


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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Pretty sad when the endless processes start affecting St. Nick!

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      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      Very clever.... one of the biggest reasons I drive whenever I can is that it is such a pain in the butt to fly! I just want to pack my things and go. I would mind all the hassle less if I knew it made us safer.

      Nice job as always!

      Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday.

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas Martin!

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      Madeleine Salin 

      5 years ago from Finland

      Santa is coming all the way from Finland this year. I'll make sure he won't be late. I just have to make a phone call to the North pole first... :)

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      Gypsy48 

      5 years ago

      Very clever. voted up.

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      Break of Dawn 

      5 years ago

      Oh, I really hope Santa learned from last years mistake, and set aside enough time for security check so he will arrive on time this year. Cute and funny. Thanks!

      Merry Christmas to you!

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      IAmForbidden 

      5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      another UP!!

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      Jamie Brock 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Very cute! Hope you have a Merry Christmas :)

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      stars439 

      5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Wonderful, funny, and so possible. God Bless You.

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      b. Malin 

      5 years ago

      How True...How True. So where was Rudolph? Fun, one Mhatter.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      I guess Rudolph couldn't lead the way and Santa was subjected to Homeland Security?

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      Yvonne Spence 

      5 years ago from UK

      Yes, that's what it would be like if Santa came by plane. Fun hub.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Oh dear! it must be that bit of contraband on my wish list, :).

      A Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      Another good one.

      Merry Christmas and a very happy new year.

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      Nithya Venkat 

      5 years ago from Dubai

      Oh yes it must be a long wait. I enjoy reading your limericks. Great work. voted up.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol That was a good one.

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      Amy Becherer 

      5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Well, that confirms it....Santa is real!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That affects Santa, too?

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      If you see Santa tell him to not pass me by..Cheers

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Goodness, but it seems you would think this up! Chuckles

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Yes and by the time they've searched his sleigh and all his goods it will be next Christmas -

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      And what is worse is that he probably won't get through security...rumour has it that he is wanted for illegally entering millions of homes last Christmas ! LOL:-))

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Another wonderful creation from the King Of Limericks.

      Eddy.

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Oh I was wondering why Santa never made it to my house last years.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Strip search??? LOL...great job Martin!

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