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Clothing Math (limerick)

Updated on June 28, 2013

Wife’s closet was light years from bare

Past countless was clothing kept there

Yet for times of fun

Her woes mind would stun

She didn’t have one thing to wear


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      shanmarie 3 years ago

      Hahaha! I only wish I had that much to choose from. Okay, not quite that much.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Isn't that always the case?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Happens all the time.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Packed with niceties of life!

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      Poetic Fool 4 years ago

      Of course she doesn't! They've all been worn once! Well done. Thanks for the laugh.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii


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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      I do know the feeling...the poor dear :).

      Nice job!

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Yep your right......thanks for the fun read my friend !

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      rose-the planner 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      It's a girl thing, lol. This was hilarious and I totally relate. Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Amazing how that happens, isn't it? :)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Your sweet wife must be a fashion plate,

      She has clothes for every body weight.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      What - you don't believe her?! Shame on you, Martin!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


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      agapsikap 4 years ago from Philippines

      Ha ha ha! This made me burst.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Mh, you do know women pretty well it seems . . . hehehe

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Ha ha ha! I think I might've been your wife in another life! lol... I know the feeling! Too funny!

      This is how it's done!