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Cock Roach Tales

Updated on May 8, 2013

Cockroach Tales

Summary

This story was inspired by the many cockroaches that I discovered while living in Las Vegas, Nevada. Previously, I thought these creatures only lived in dirty, dark, remote places. How could a relatively, clean house host generations of these bugs. After countless attempts to eliminate them from my life I unwillingly learned to live amongst them. If only I were a cockroach in my home would my legacy be guaranteed.

One hot, summer’s night I awoke from a deep slumber to the distinctive sound of a door bell chime. As I fumbled with the door lock I managed to get a peek at what looked like a 6 foot mud-colored, filthy cock roach. Our eyes locked-almost shocked with each others appearance. Both wondering who would make the next move. Suddenly, his bulging eyes and twitching antennas gave away his intentions. He leaped, almost soaring-like into the air and landed smack on me. My first reaction was to swat him but, instead I careless flung him towards my bewildered daughter. She screamed, diving for safety under the bed covers. This was my first encounter with a cock roach and little did I know that many more would soon follow.

Cockroaches come in many shapes, sizes and colors; the more distinctive ones being red or black in color and oblong or short in size. There are also the big, black, mouse-shaped ones. By far the creepiest of them all have wings. It’s a frightening experience when a seemingly harmless insect suddenly sprouts wings and flies!

Cock roaches are tough and thrive in warmer climates, feasting off our garbage like it’s a gourmet meal and can go months without food. The smaller ones can almost be described as 'cute' and are much more difficult to squash. Exterminating them is near impossible, and what doesn’t kill them makes them even more invincible. If Americans had wanted to get rid of the Taliban years ago, we would have invested in these insects as national security forces in our fight against terrorism. Forget the atom bomb; drop a load of cockroaches on our enemies and they’ll scatter. My obsession with cock roaches continues, because no matter how hard I try I can’t get rid of the disgusting pests.

Research indicates that there are about 4,500 species of cockroaches, of which about 30 species are associated with human habitation and considered pests. The American cock roach can be about 30 millimeters (1.2 in) long, but if you encounter one in person, it’s more like comparing a cute chimpanzee to a huge Gorilla, only with eyes growing from his back.

They usually live alone only coming together to mate, although my personal experience says differently; when you find one there be dozens more. Wiki concludes, “Cockroaches leave chemical trails in their feces as well as emitting airborne pheromones for swarming and mating. These chemical trails transmit bacteria on surfaces.Evidence strongly suggests that termites evolved directly from true cockroaches." No wonder these creatures are one of the most despised but often misunderstood of all insects.

One of the more interesting books I found on cockroaches include, “Rules of the Roach” by Craig Hovey. Hovey suggests that we apply some roach business strategies to life. They include such things as, " Always be the last one standing, Feast where others see garbage, Grow eyes on your back, and Remember that what doesn't exterminate you shall make you stronger."

Other fascinating features about roaches are their spiny, hair-like legs, which help them to navigate through the roughest of terrain. This explains how one untimely, popped its head up - like a gopher from my tub drain one morning. I’ve never looked at a drain in quite the same way again. What else might appear from this seemingly, small hole, and how did this bug hold his breath for so long? After this chance encounter It took, what seemed, an hour for the bug to drown. Once the water drained he resuscitated himself like ‘Carrie’ did from the grave.


If these facts aren't alarming enough, some females only need to be impregnated once to be able to lay eggs for the rest of her life. A few cockroach species are known to be self producing without the need for mates. Cock roaches have survived millions of years - outliving dinosaurs and our ancestors. Keeping this in mind we should learn as much as we can from them. They are one of the hardiest, yet most despised, insects on the planet, however I encourage you to observe their behavior and learn survival tactics during recession time. My personal encounters were memorable ones. Isn't it a nice thought to know that when humans no longer populate the earth that the cockroach will still likely exist?



The cockroach:The perfect creature.

The Cockroach: The perfect creature

Fast Facts on Cockroaches from ABC

Years humans have populated the earth "40,000, dinosaurs 165,000 million, cockroaches 300 million. Cockroaches can survive hours without oxygen, 90 days without food and 40 days without water." No wonder they seem impossible to kill.

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/hungrybeast/stories/beast-file-cockroaches/index.html

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    • cbpoet profile imageAUTHOR

      cbpoet 

      5 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      Thanks for commenting rajan jolly,

      Although rather disgusting pests, cockroaches are amazing survivors and their ability to adapt and thrive in all sorts of conditions is admirable to say the least ...

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 

      5 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      I never knew this info about cockroaches. Thanks for sharing.

    • cbpoet profile imageAUTHOR

      cbpoet 

      5 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      Hello Cogerson,

      I think the only other creepy, crawly bug that raises the hair on my neck is a spider. It would be helpful to have two sets of eyes! Thanks for your vote...

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      UltimateMovieRankings 

      5 years ago from Virginia

      A very informative hub....it is amazing how cock roaches make you feel when you see one....and it is not a good feeling. An interesting story about your time in Las Vegas. I imagine Las Vegas is a pretty good place to have eyes on the back of your head....voted up and interesting.

    • kenneth avery profile image

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Dear cbpoet, Thank YOU! Never fear. Non-PETA member is here. You have a Blessed New Year, DEAR friend! I mean that. Please be careful when putting on shoes that you havent worn in some time. Old shoes are perfect homes for spiders, the natural nemesis of cock roaches. A FREE tip from Kenneth Avery, NON-PETA Member. Peace!

    • cbpoet profile imageAUTHOR

      cbpoet 

      6 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      Kenneth, Glad you're not a member of Peta - not fond of red paint ... Have a safe and Happy New Year.

    • kenneth avery profile image

      Kenneth Avery 

      6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      12/19/2011

      Dear cb....textbook hub. Amazing and thorough. People who do not know the dangers of cockroaches, need to read THIS HUB. Great work, cb. I voted up and all the way. Kenneth Avery, not a member of PETA.

    • cbpoet profile imageAUTHOR

      cbpoet 

      6 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

      Yes indeed. They are resilient and so despised at the same time.

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      Tom Rubenoff 

      6 years ago from United States

      Very informative! It is said they will outlast us. They are among the toughest, most resilient creatures on earth.

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