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Come Exorcise With Me (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

Of exorcises by the swarm

My favorite one to perform

It’s such a big treat

Each night I repeat

Just keeping my seat nice and warm


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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      What a riot!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Exorcise? Meaning demons to dispel?

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      lol..i hear ya!

      it takes commitment and focus to keep that seat warm!

      Good for you!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Everyday i say, " I'm gonna do it but hubpages keeps getting in the way. " Funny Martin..

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Good stuff, thank you Martin. Jamie

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....expelling ones gases through " exorcise " is quite a good idea..especially at night, coming out the rear...try eliminating coffee, it really helps I hear..and performing physical "exercise "can deflect, and still gives the same effect...

      sorry couldn't resist..Love..Love your poetic thoughts..and dueling words....KUDOS !

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Well, dear Martin,

      you know what they say:

      Exorcise keeps

      the devil at bay.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant Martin !!!!


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      DJ Anderson 5 years ago

      One of my favorite, as well!!

      Love it!

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Are we talking about exorcism or push-ups!

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      Devika Primić 5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Nice one and well said thanks

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      How you think of these things, I don't know.

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      Tijani Achamlal 5 years ago from Morocco

      Yes it s such a big treat :) Very beautiful and nicely done.Up

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      It can be a full-time job. LOL