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Convert Dishwasher To Snowplow (limerick)

Updated on July 24, 2013

WARNING - This limerick could be hazardous to husband's health


To make dish washing machine

To snowplow to keep walkway clean

One thought to explore

That might make brain soar

Just get shovel for wife to glean


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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Very funny!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      She might use it, or she might use it on you!

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      yes very hazardous :-))

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      What fun!!You are indeed the master of limericks .

      Have a wonderful day Martin.

      Eddy.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Clever...funny, but don't tell me you never help with the dishes!

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Ha ha! Good move. Thanks, Hatter!

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      truthfornow 

      5 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      haha . . . yeah right.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Grrrrr....Been there!

      Come to think of it - it was kinda fun!

      Like YOU, M!

      sharing..

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny Martin..Amazing how you come up with so many limericks!!!!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny. Wonder what she will have him do in return.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      True, Martin, she might use the shovel

      To clean the walkway to your home.

      On the other hand, she just might use it

      To strongly strike you on your dome.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for the funny one my friend !

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      kidscrafts 

      5 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Are you already calling for shoveling snow?

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That's something you don't want to say out loud for God's sake. LOL

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      Michele Travis 

      5 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Unlucky husband!!

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      Dora Weithers 

      5 years ago from The Caribbean

      Lucky wife!!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      And what's hubby doing? Watching???

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      It will be hazardous when she clocks him with the spade - anytime now...

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      I don't know what the heck she's smiling for... maybe she farted? lol

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hehehe what a conversion there!

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