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Cooking Lesson - Roast (limerick)

Updated on June 2, 2012

Two chefs met to prepare a roast

They quarreled of who knew the most

But what they both learned

As smoke about churned

Their argument turned roast to toast


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      joyfulmommy 5 years ago

      Funny! Voted up..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. I like this one. It's delightful.

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Good grief, I haven't heard limericks in years! Great one!

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      lol! this is fun to read. Voted up!

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Funny, smart and enjoyable! Not a friendly picture of two chefs!

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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Very clever, hilarious and...pithy! : )

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      Merle Ann Johnson 5 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      ha ha serves them right...:O) Hugs G-Ma

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      Joyce Haragsim 5 years ago from Southern Nevada

      I enjoyed your funny poem.

      Vote up and funny.

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada


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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Very funny.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Mhatter - They sound like some people I know. Glad you are in this world to continue spreading your twisted and hysterical humor.

      A faithful admirer!!!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Awesome and up. This was quite the feat on this feast, I dare say...