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Daniel The Disco Crocodile

Updated on March 28, 2012

©Adrienne Manson All rights reserved no parts of this content may be reproduced without the authors sole permission

Daniel was a dwarf crocodile that lived in the swamp waters of the Congo’s. Night after night Daniel laid in the swamp water lonely and had nothing to do. Daniel was not adventuresome by nature but his loneliness forced him out of the waters. Daniel was antsy and wanted to find some friends. The swamp crocs were not his choice of friends they never wanted to run out of the waters.


Daniel was antsy and wanted to find some friends. The swamp crocs were not his choice of friends they never wanted to run out of the waters.

Daniel came out of the Congo waters grabbed a fishing pole threw it over his shoulder and waddled off in the direction of West Africa. Daniel waddled all night until he reached West Africa. Daniel was hungry from his long walk. He sat on the banks of one of the swamps of West Africa and casted his pole into the water. He whistled a tune as he waited for his lunch, “ole sweetland of Dixie sweet sugar land of..” right in the middle of a whistle up popped the point of the nose of Jake the Swordfish. Daniel thought Ah dinner time! Jack said, “Hey what you doing here get back to the Congo where you belong!”

Daniel licked his lips as he threw his pole away and charged for the waters because he saw dinner! Jack squealed as he dived deep back into the water. Daniel grabbed a hold of Jack and opened his mouth wide to chump down on Jack. Jack hollered, “wait man don don’t eat me!” Daniel dropped Jack in shock. Daniel said to Jack hey you can actually talk? I thought the swards could not understand the crocs. Jack said what are you talking about all swamp mammals can understand one other. You must have never come out of the Congo before now?

I haven't that's why I left there was no excitement over there no one ever wanted to leave the waters, and venture out to see what was going on in other places.

Jack Persuades Daniel

Jack persuaded Daniel not to eat him. Jack told Daniel there is a swinging club in the heart of town where you can eat sumptuously and I can pick up some chicks. Jack took Daniel to the hottest spot in West Africa. The dancing floor dazzled with glittery painting of freshwater ocean perch, and silvery rhinestone sculptures of Jack Mackerels. Daniel headed straight for the lounge area where food and drinks were served.

Daniel found a cozy spot to sit. He ordered a plate of macaroni covered with sardine sauce, and a plate of snails and bean dip. As he eat he noticed three females at the end of the bar looking bored as if they had been sitting for a few hours. Daniel motioned to the waiter, and asked the waiter to send over a few cocktails for the three ladies. The waiter asked Daniel what would you like to send over? Daniel replied, the best you have the cranberry squid Champaigne, and the perch pear pink Krystal.

Daniel Boogies With Ella, Tina, and Jada

The young ladies received the drinks from Daniel, and was delighted to see someone took an interest enough to send over the best drinks! Daniel woofed down his food in a hurry, while Jack stayed on the dance floor gettin' down to Boogie, Oogie, Oogie. After Daniel finished his last squid burger, Jack twisted his way over to Ella the eel, and Tina the twisting turtle. Both the girls did not pay any attention to Jack they thought he was just trying to show off. Daniel was not a dancer so he just observed Jack trying to see if he was going to get a hook up with one of the girls.

Jack went over to Daniel and asked why wasn't he dancing, and trying to hook up with one of the girls. Daniel told awe I am not much of a dancer I am more of an observer. Jack said to Daniel, "Come on man get on the disco dance floor let yourself go!" Daniel was not to particular about getting on the floor, but he tried it anyway. Once he got on the floor he heard the music he started twisted, and grooving, and turned into Daniel the Disco crocodile! The girls all laughed, and giggled and joined Daniel on the floor.

There was one lady Jade the jamming jellyfish who wiggled her way over to the floor and they all had Daniel surrounded and danced with him. Jack was furious! Jack decided he would try and show Daniel a thing or two by out dancing him on the floor, but it did not work the girls were still interested in Daniel.


Jack and Daniel

Jack could not believe Daniel was getting all the attention from all the girls. Afterall Jack thought he was a ladies' man so this was a turn of events for him. Daniel decided to leave the club with the girls and head back to the Congos to be at home with his new friends.


The moral of this story is a person can make friends in some of the strangest situations. Just because you are in a place that are new surrounding does not mean you will not have the opportunity to make a new friend!

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