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Dating Becomes Biology (limerick)

Updated on May 17, 2015

I think back to days of my youth

When with dates I acted uncouth

Thirty-one dates I’ve crossed

Thirty-one dates I’ve lost

The next one will cost my last tooth


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      Mary Craig 2 years ago from New York

      Heaven help him, I think he's out of dates too!

      Voted up and funny.

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      Uh, hello! I don't think there will be a next one. I guess you can say he's been saved by the skin of his teeth (or tooth)!