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Dating Lesson 11. 132 – Impression (limerick)

Updated on February 15, 2014

If you want to make evening great

And leave good impression on date

Treat her to good sup

Let Joy fill her cup

And never throw up on your mate


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Now that's something memorable.

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      Good advice, never throw up!!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      excellent advice.... might want to avoid yaking in the car too. really tough to get the smell out!


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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      Great dating advice. lol

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      geez..has she never heard of clorox bleach? lol

      don't get mad - get yo oozie!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      No, that wouldn't be a good ending to a romantic evening at all!

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.


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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Great lines here and certainly has more to think about.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      That would leave an impression, for sure!! LOL