ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Dating Lesson 12.903 – What Is Her Name (limerick)

Updated on June 8, 2012

He just couldn’t keep their names straight

The oodles of women he’d date

He would say let’s see

It started with E

Till emptiness became his fate

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • carol7777 profile image

      carol stanley 

      6 years ago from Arizona

      This is very interesting. You seem to get to the root of things.

    • profile image

      WhydThatHappen 

      6 years ago

      Lol, perfect picture!

    • Victoria Lynn profile image

      Victoria Lynn 

      6 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      I love this one. Makes perfect sense! I do love McDreamy, too!

    • Ann1Az2 profile image

      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      This one is kind of sad - but maybe he'll learn his lesson!

    • unknown spy profile image

      Not Found 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Lol! i really love your limericks! they're awesome.

    • tobusiness profile image

      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Ha ha ha, he should have just called them darling or babes or sweetheart... Keep em coming.

    • shiningirisheyes profile image

      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Not claiming to have dated so many men that I couldn't keep their names straight but I did go on several dates before one gentleman very nicely explained that his name was Craig, not Stu. I have no idea where I got "Stu" from. Although that was quite some time ago, I never forgot it.

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Super. lol Hate these kinda guys.

    • suzettenaples profile image

      Suzette Walker 

      6 years ago from Taos, NM

      ooooo! McDreamy! A great limerick and I love the photo. Very insightful!

    • wetnosedogs profile image

      wetnosedogs 

      6 years ago from Alabama

      A lesson learned-maybe.

    • PHILLYDREAMER profile image

      Jose Velasquez 

      6 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      This one gave me a good laugh.

    • sgbrown profile image

      Sheila Brown 

      6 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      Very good, I like it!

    • Vidya Mallar profile image

      Vidya Mallar 

      6 years ago from India

      very nice with a meaningful message hidden inside. When you don't grab things when they come your way, you would not get them when in need...especially love. voted up..

    • Au fait profile image

      C E Clark 

      6 years ago from North Texas

      His problem is arrogance, not memory.

    • phoenix2327 profile image

      Zulma Burgos-Dudgeon 

      6 years ago from United Kingdom

      Very insightful. I've known many people like this; and yes, emptiness was their fate.

    • michememe profile image

      Miche Wro 

      6 years ago

      Wow!

    • Jules Gonzalez profile image

      Jules Gonzalez 

      6 years ago from From the Concrete Jungle to the Sunny Side of Me!

      Well put...

    • shara63 profile image

      Farhat 

      6 years ago from Delhi

      alert of the flirt!

    • profile image

      Rainysun 

      6 years ago

      ;) Nice lesson

    • aviannovice profile image

      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is certainly the recipe for being alone...

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)