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Dating Lesson 12.903 – What Is Her Name (limerick)

Updated on June 8, 2012

He just couldn’t keep their names straight

The oodles of women he’d date

He would say let’s see

It started with E

Till emptiness became his fate


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      carol stanley 5 years ago from Arizona

      This is very interesting. You seem to get to the root of things.

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      WhydThatHappen 5 years ago

      Lol, perfect picture!

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      I love this one. Makes perfect sense! I do love McDreamy, too!

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      This one is kind of sad - but maybe he'll learn his lesson!

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Lol! i really love your limericks! they're awesome.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Ha ha ha, he should have just called them darling or babes or sweetheart... Keep em coming.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Not claiming to have dated so many men that I couldn't keep their names straight but I did go on several dates before one gentleman very nicely explained that his name was Craig, not Stu. I have no idea where I got "Stu" from. Although that was quite some time ago, I never forgot it.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Super. lol Hate these kinda guys.

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      ooooo! McDreamy! A great limerick and I love the photo. Very insightful!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      A lesson learned-maybe.

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      Jose Velasquez 5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      This one gave me a good laugh.

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      Sheila Brown 5 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      Very good, I like it!

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      Vidya Mallar 5 years ago from India

      very nice with a meaningful message hidden inside. When you don't grab things when they come your way, you would not get them when in need...especially love. voted up..

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      C E Clark 5 years ago from North Texas

      His problem is arrogance, not memory.

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      Zulma Burgos-Dudgeon 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Very insightful. I've known many people like this; and yes, emptiness was their fate.

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      Jules Gonzalez 5 years ago from From the Concrete Jungle to the Sunny Side of Me!

      Well put...

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      alert of the flirt!

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      Rainysun 5 years ago

      ;) Nice lesson

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is certainly the recipe for being alone...