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Dear Mother Nature...a teen poem

Updated on September 4, 2014

Dear Mother Nature, Please can you help me?

I have spots on my chin, chest flat as can be,

I'm sadly not changing much like my friend?

I have no shape, hips, hair or even a bend.

Emma has it all and even pubic hair,

I want some as in pe they all do stare.


I fear I will never have the need for a bra,

Or go on a date, have pubes, will I get this far?

What is wrong with me, am I a freak?

My class all look sassy, whilst I just look meek?


RESPONSE FROM MOTHER NATURE

DEAR Miss Flat Chested ,.


Please little girl, chill, don't you fret,

For we are all very different and in time you will get.

All us ladies are unique and change at a different rate,

One day you'l have boobs, pubes,a man even a date!

Do not rush life rest assured your as normal as can be,

And your life could be worse, you could have a pair of double F's like poor me!!!!

You are perfect and in time you will grow,

So enjoy, don't worry and in time it will all show.


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      JDeez2000 6 years ago from Okinawa, Japan

      Nice one! I'm gonna be writing about nature soon, but it will definitely NOT be as poetic (and funny) as this. Great piece!

    • Dim Flaxenwick profile image

      Dim Flaxenwick 6 years ago from Great Britain

      Ha Ha! Really enjoyed that. Well done. Thank you.

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      Dchosen_01 6 years ago

      Have you observed how angry mother nature has been this year 2010? Over 7 earthquakes already (both major and minor ones). The funniest part is for the football fans. Since 1994, Brazil has won all its world cup games except against france. After france' embarrasing exit from the group stages, I was already tipping Brazil to lift the trophy just for them to be knocked out in the quater finals. That was another shocker jinx breaker. Finally, for the first time, a European country would take the world cup in another continent, and not only that for the first time in world cup finals, Brazil, Italy, Germany would not be one of the finalists. Mother nature is really having some headache..

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      myyrosas 7 years ago

      Hi Dotty, of course !!!! it is absoulutely normal !!! We were all there and as we reflect in our girl years dont we all wish God wouldve taken longer to tune us into the puberty years ?

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Great job Dotty...that ole great mother got a stirring in your own motherly loins huh? Good to see you this morning babe...You mad my top ten list for my 100th hub. Keep on Hubbing....Blake4d

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