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Dear Dad’s Final Words (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

Remember the words dear dad said

While laying upon death’s dark bed

From this misery

My son set me free

I can’t see T.V. move your head


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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Not sure what to say to that. LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, you're soooooo bad!

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Haha. I liked this one. Nicely done. I'm going to go find another to comment:)

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      Now that's a man after my own heart....you know how I love my movies.

      Voted up and funny, with a ring of truth though.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Isn't it frustrating to be cut off from our favourite TV programs? fun and loved it.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      very funny, my dad would do the same I am sure. Jamie

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Dad wasn't that far gone mentally, was he?

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      No question about it, you just passed the test.

      This one, Martin, has to be one of your best!

      :)

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      stars439 

      5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Perfectly awesome. Great limerick. God Bless You.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      I am moved beyond words. In fact, I'm laughing! Up and funny!

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...Sorry but your words are " remote" to me...Great limerick..

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      Pete 

      5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Good one!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      very funny.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Can't control the laughter - this is perfect...

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      There is nothing worse than missing an episode of your favourite soap...and it's not like he is going to be able to catch up later! LOL:-))

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      jbshaban 

      5 years ago from California

      Ba dum bum. AND a high hat. A perfect limerick.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A man who had his priorities in order. LOL

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