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Devil At Bank (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2015

I saw devil sitting at bank

With expression dark and so blank

For all his abyss

Did loan clerk dismiss

Who told him that his credit stank


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    • Vinaya Ghimire profile image

      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      I think I have seen this devil. LOL

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I guess I wouldn't trust him, either.

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      A soul for credit I suppose.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      That loan clerk was surely brave on the whole,

      But mark my words, he will pay with his soul.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....after my recent bank issue, I could have sworn " he" was working at my bank.....ironic you should choose this subject this week...hmmm..perhaps you are psychic ?

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      Awesome. Jamie

    • breakfastpop profile image

      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Finally, a sensible decision!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      It happens to the best of us!

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      LoL I ve experienced that feeling before :)

    • Frank Atanacio profile image

      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      damn I'd hate to be the bank clerk when his time comes..LOL great little piece

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Ouch. I'm in the same bank -

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Hee heee not funnie, but it is!!!! You keep me coming back, time after time, Martin, my dear.

      Have a lovely Friday.

      Angels are headed your way :)ps

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Mhatter99,

      Oooh, can't say I don't know the feeling!

      Awesome!

      Cat

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Been there and starred in the movie. :)

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha YES, really stinky!!!

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