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Did She Marry A Loser (limerick)

Updated on September 6, 2012

The husband would never win fight

Each response to wife was you’re right

A man so beguiled

Oft drove others wild

But oh how he smiled every night


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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Another fine limerick you got us into!

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      Sasha Kim 

      6 years ago

      OH if only my husband knew the rewards of "your right" ^_^ great fun limerick M! Thanks for the laugh!

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      Claudia Mitchell 

      6 years ago

      Seriously, I hope you keep all of these and put together a book of your limericks. They are so clever!

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      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I think a lot of men find themselves here!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Cute real cute.

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      LikaMarie 

      6 years ago

      Oh, no, he's NOT the loser, I think maybe he is the winner, because she probably helped put that smile on his face! :)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      LOL..Funny..Smart man!!!

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      Valleypoet 

      6 years ago

      LOL...the first two lines should be put into the wedding vows...funny poem

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 

      6 years ago from Clinton CT

      Oh bother. Your limericks just get me going. Creative though! :)

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Maybe it is best to be quiet and not fight.

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      Mark G Weller 

      6 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      So true, We listen and not speak!

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      LaThing 

      6 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Yep, a great relationship is born that way. If only all men would understand that!! LOL

      Very funny, but true :)

      Awesome....

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      greeneryday 

      6 years ago from Some tropical country

      thanks another fun limerick, voted up for funny...

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      Rich 

      6 years ago from Kentucky

      That's how I've remained married for three decades, minus the last line! Castration is easy when one gets use to it. Great Job!

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The rewards of keeping our mouths shut! Great fun!

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      flashmakeit 

      6 years ago from usa

      I came here for a smile and that limerick put an extra big smile on my face!

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      stars439 

      6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Wonderful peace of work. So very true. You say so much in small packages that it's astounding. GBY my friend.

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      Suzette Walker 

      6 years ago from Taos, NM

      When wifie is happy, EVERYBODY is happy!

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      Faith Reaper 

      6 years ago from southern USA

      Hey, he's no dummie! LOL Great limerick, so very funny and clever. You always pick the perfect image too. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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