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Do You Know Where Car And Son Are (limerick)

Updated on July 1, 2013

Wife asked where did son with car go

To which I replied I don’t know

But thank lucky star

He couldn’t go far

The gas in the car was too low


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      shanmarie 22 months ago

      Good parenting advice. LOL

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Never leave gas in the car with any youngster around.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Liked it!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      And then the son cursed his dad. LOL

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Never leave any gas in the car with a son around.

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Great one happens most of the time

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago

      anyone with a kid must have been in these shoes!

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      Judy Specht 4 years ago from California

      Oh dear, the end is near,

      left tank empty to thwart the kid,

      the debit card hid,

      forgot to get gas,

      here I stand at the rear of the car,

      no fear

      the tow truck is near.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Awesome my friend ! :-)

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Dad, you should not get too complacent.

      Son took credit card which was adjacent.

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      Michele Travis 4 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      You know, this poem can also apply to girls who take the dad's car and run out of gas....

      Not that I know anything about that:)

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      ignugent17 4 years ago

      hahaha very clever! :-)

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      And surely he wouldn't think to put gas in the car!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      You are great with this stuff.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha I remember those days with son and I wish I had thought to keep gas low : )

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Every time I open your limerick pages, I'm hit in the face with a picture that so sets the mood. Hiya dad! Too funny, I guess I won't ever have to worry about my kids getting too far!

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Looks like dad had the last laugh.I wonder if their son made it to the house of his eager, waiting first date? lol!